Jesus Christ didn't eat crayons though





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Boss innit, just read it all, Collymore got silly owned.
One season wonder
Well he might be.
We don't know yet.
Doubt it though.
Franny Jeffers, David Nugent and Ricky Lambert scored on their England debut so Kane hasn't got much to live up to.
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