Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
All of my football opinions tacitly include the disclaimer "Apart from Luke Garbutt"
Apart from Jozy Alitdore
All of my football opinions tacitly include the disclaimer "Apart from Luke Garbutt"
Surely you play on there. Ref is having a nightmare here
Officials are having a nightmare here.
Ref is having a mare here, can see a stupid sending off at some point.
£40m for Mangala ?
Christ.
That's defo a yellow there but Mike Jones seems keen on throwing a few out tonight.
Never knew Mane was Belgian
Does Hart have a Hitler mustache?
Lots of mares.
£50mill for David Luiz
£20mill for Sakho
There's some absolute turd defenders going for stupid money.
Can't rely on City to do anything right.
BELLS
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