Today’s Football 2021/22 Season

[Parker]

Absolutely epitomises Newcastle, Jonjo Shelvey

 

[Del-boy]

Taxi for Bruce

 

[ste d' indica]

What's the Arabic for 'we can see you sneaking out' ?

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Bruce's expression as Shelvey came off was that of a man calculating his pay-off.

 

[ETID]

Newcastle fans singing to Bruce now ??

 

[Del-boy]

If I was Bruce I’d take the sacking over the phone, wouldn’t chance going the owners office.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

You only thought they were awful then Shelvey is sprung from the bench.

I am claiming full credit for this ?

 

[Ray Purchase]

Absolutely epitomises Newcastle, Jonjo Shelvey

Only on the pitch for 24 minutes.

It's a miracle we have never bought him.

 

[miami]

I wonder How long will take before the snowflakes start calling out 'cultural appropriation' at all the geordies wearing the tea towels on their heads. A bit weird that it's ok to imitate an Arab, but you cant imitate an affro Caribbean person by styling your hair in dread-locks etc. It wont be long, I can guarantee you that.

 

[zukai12_]

Does Ashley have a 30 day return policy?

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I am claiming full credit for this ?

Nothing finer than a sub getting sent off for two bookable offences.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Only on the pitch for 24 minutes.

It's a miracle we have never bought him.

I reckon he'll be part of the offer they make for DCL in January.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Not quite at Gerrard turnaround levels but still lol

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Nothing finer than a sub getting sent off for two bookable offences.

The lengths some players will go to to be first into the showers.

 

[Parker]

Dier by name, Dyer by nature