Today’s Football 2019/20 Season

[ForeverBlue92]

Not many people scare me.
He does.

The type of bloke who would make your bound and gagged missus watch as he bummed you senseless.

 

[Toast]

The type of bloke who would make your bound and gagged missus watch as he bummed you senseless.

He’s more, driving home from work and you look in your rear view mirror and see him sat in the back of your car sort to me.

 

[Lelouch]

Jesus wew

 

[deipnosophist]

He’s more, driving home from work and you look in your rear view mirror and see him sat in the back of your car sort to me.

Maybe after scaring you senseless by randomly showing up in your back seat, he forces you home, bounds and gags your missus and forces her to watch as he ruthlessly ‘loves’ your bottom...

 

[Toast]

Maybe after scaring you senseless by randomly showing up in your back seat, he forces you home, bounds and gags your missus and forces her to watch as he ruthlessly ‘loves’ your bottom...

Shouting ‘second ball’ and ‘go long’ as he’s doing it.
Christ, won’t sleep tonight.

 

[TheBigIguana]

That McGoldrick hasnt scored in 42 games, got 2 today. Chelsea gone all Everton

Tbf some of the misses McGoldrick had were so shocking that he was past due to hit the target

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Maybe after scaring you senseless by randomly showing up in your back seat, he forces you home, bounds and gags your missus and forces her to watch as he ruthlessly ‘loves’ your bottom...

What wet dreams are made of

 

[Barnfred 55]

Maybe after scaring you senseless by randomly showing up in your back seat, he forces you home, bounds and gags your missus and forces her to watch as he ruthlessly ‘loves’ your bottom...

Or worse. Forces her to watch Everton

 

[TheBigIguana]

It could get a little interesting in Italy if Atalanta can get 3 points here

 

[Billy Dean]

Shouting ‘second ball’ and ‘go long’ as he’s doing it.
Christ, won’t sleep tonight.

There was a tweet the other day saying he’s the type to marry your ma and then kick you out of your room so he can set up a taebo dojo

 

[deipnosophist]

Shouting ‘second ball’ and ‘go long’ as he’s doing it.
Christ, won’t sleep tonight.

It appears we both have similarly fertile imaginations. Sometimes I imagine the most ridiculously unlikely scenarios ...but I have found that as I have got older , I get less and less turned on by many of them.
Ageing is a sad thing in that respect

 

[deipnosophist]

What wet dreams are made of

There is a line in Hamlet “what dreams may come”...when I first encountered it, I thought it was referring literally to a wet dream lol

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Big Micah is good telly. I like to see a pundit with an actual personality who doesn't just monotonously ramble clichés.

 

[AmericasToffee]

I just saw that first Sheff goal. Rudiger and Zouma are comically bad

 

[TheBigIguana]

I just saw that first Sheff goal. Rudiger and Zouma are comically bad

It's alright they'll buy another attacker and it'll fix it