Today’s Football 2019/20 Season

[Goat]

 

[toffeejack]

Is that in Morrison's car park?

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Ronaldo v Higuain in Juve's sprinting drills.

 

[Lelouch]

the gift

 

[ijjysmith]

This absolutely the best thing I’ve seen in ages.

 

[Rook]

“I had a bad stomach, so I simply let go,” the 25-year-old told Länstidningen Södertälje. “Then I received two yellow cards and then red. Yes, I was shocked, it’s the strangest thing I have ever experienced in football.

“I asked the referee, ‘What, am I not allowed to break wind a little?’ ‘No,’ he replied … I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”

Opposition striker Kristoffer Linde told the paper: “I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear. It’s the strangest thing I’ve seen on a pitch, and I’ve been playing football since I was eight years old.”

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Josh Kroenke warns Arsenal fans: top trophies out of reach this season

Unai Emery has said he is awaiting a decision on Laurent Koscielny after the captain refused to travel with the squad for their pre-season tour

www.theguardian.com

 

[degsy]

Josh Kroenke warns Arsenal fans: top trophies out of reach this season

Unai Emery has said he is awaiting a decision on Laurent Koscielny after the captain refused to travel with the squad for their pre-season tour

www.theguardian.com

A least they get told, haven't heared a peep from Jim White, sorry Moshiri.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

I know it's only pre-season but that is a peach of a goal by David Silva.

 

[john jako]

St Helens play Skelmersdale in a pre season friendly tomorrow. Decent.

 

[john jako]

Joey Barton charged with ABH. Totally forgot about that incident.

 

[RomanReigns]

Joey Barton charged with ABH. Totally forgot about that incident.

el chapo got life + 30 today as well

 

[Ring master]

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Eddie Howe mic'd up for a training session.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Dandys 1 down already