Tinder

[ijjysmith]

So people could magically be in countless places at once back in the day?
Wow!

I don't even get this.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'll take what i can get, but this seems too much effort even for me. I prefer the straight transactional style of paying for sex.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Tinder is a bit like rep isn't it?

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Even the students are only using it to take the mick. Should be called 'Munter Hunter'.

 

[chicoazul]

Please can I have some advice on picking up fat whales

I bet you've even slept with your own

Offer @MoutsGoat a toke. Easy as that.

 

[chicoazul]

Bit annoyed it wasn't there when you were young enough to enjoy it mate?

I have a wank bank that would put Brazzers to shame and it's all in my memory lar.

No apps needed. No sleeve tattoos needed. Just good ol' fashioned talk to girls in bars and make them want to touch your wee place.

These Tinder teds haven't got that in them. They're wilt at ringing a girl on the house phone and their dar intercepting the call. I even used to bang the dar I was that good.

 

[chicoazul]

What the f am I even typing?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

What the f am I even typing?

I often wonder that.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I have a wank bank that would put Brazzers to shame and it's all in my memory lar.

No apps needed. No sleeve tattoos needed. Just good ol' fashioned talk to girls in bars and make them want to touch your wee place.

These Tinder teds haven't got that in them. They're wilt at ringing a girl on the house phone and their dar intercepting the call. I even used to bang the dar I was that good.

lol

 

[tommye]

He has everything in his locker to get girls.

The git.

Except a personality

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Except a personality

And a company car.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Except a personality

Cuz girls out for casual sex defo look for a great personality.

 

[Bungle]

Matched this little lovely today.

 

[Brownie]

 

[ste d' indica]

As a busy go getter Tinder suits my hectic schedule brilliantly.

Had two one nighters in a week last month. Sniff that.

I'd rather not to be honest mate.