Tim Howard

[steken1]

Jesus tittyeffing Christ.

And next week we've got step overs and dribbles by Lee Carsley...

 

[Kiwi]

Jesus tittyeffing Christ.

Today on Trix, Flix and Skillz we have Tony Hibbert bring you the Elastico.

 

[bluestevon]

Jesus tittyeffing Christ.

think they missed a decimal point heir, was supposed to be how to command your 1.8yard box as never seen the bloke further than that off his line on a cross

 

[blue4eva77]

And next week we've got step overs and dribbles by Lee Carsley...

Carsley was crap. Not a patch on Alan Ball

Your history being what your future was measured against and all that.

 

[steken1]

Carsley was crap. Not a patch on Alan Ball

Your history being what your future was measured against and all that.

Think you missed the point again chum

 

[MikeH72]

Jesus tittyeffing Christ.

Next up, Luis Suarez shows you how to behave in a sportsmanlike manner on the pitch

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Howard is a very good shot stopper. It's unfortunate that he sucks at everything else because once his athletic ability goes he will be a toilet between the posts.

 

[MikeH72]

Howard is a very good shot stopper. It's unfortunate that he sucks at everything else because once his athletic ability goes he will be a toilet between the posts.

Welcome to 2012 friend

 

[ijjysmith]

Howard is a very good shot stopper. It's unfortunate that he sucks at everything else because once his athletic ability goes he will be a toilet between the posts.

Unless it's at his near post yeah?

 

[Bluetintedspecs]

Unless it's at his near post yeah?

...or far post!

 

[bluestevon]

Unless it's at his near post yeah?

Or over his head...

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Unless it's at his near post yeah?

That goal had more to do with his positioning than anything else. he left the post open because he tried to cheat and it failed miserably.

 

[ijjysmith]

That goal had more to do with his positioning than anything else. he left the post open because he tried to cheat and it failed miserably.

I assume you mean the Kolorov goal. How about all the other ones?

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I assume you mean the Kolorov goal. How about all the other ones?

I've seen plenty of goals where he just doesn't protect the post. I assume the goals where he is positioned right he wants to do a dramatic dive, but he realizes he will hit is head on the post so he becomes sad and gives up on life.

 

[Bluetintedspecs]

Or over his head...

Or under one of his star jumps!