Tim Howard

[MikeH72]

Erm Mike he's like in the top 3 of shots saved this season.

Kind of blows this 'e never saves shots lid' theory out the water that little stat mate.

Hahahahaha the top 3, amazing. Then why have we conceded 35 goals and in the last two home games why have the opposition scored 7 from about 8 shots on target combined?

 

[ijjysmith]

Oh and I highly doubt FIFA fanboys would pick a keeper from Cardiff mate.

 

[MikeH72]

Here's a stat for you. Tim Howard is a bad star jumping fruit and he probably wouldn't get in any other team in the league because he's absolutely crap. How's that for a stat

 

[Prevenger17]

Here's a stat for you. Tim Howard is a bad star jumping fruit and he probably wouldn't get in any other team in the league because he's absolutely crap. How's that for a stat

I'm not sure you know what "stat" is short for.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Here's a stat for you. Tim Howard is a bad star jumping fruit and he probably wouldn't get in any other team in the league because he's absolutely crap. How's that for a stat

Mike that's not a stat mate.

 

[Moomin]

I think we need to play Spain's number one keeper Joel Robles. He was rated so highly in Spain that he replaced De Gea in his mother's womb.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Oh and I highly doubt FIFA fanboys would pick a keeper from Cardiff mate.

Foreign club and a player nobody's heard of?

They'd be all over that sort of shizzle.

 

[MikeH72]

Mike that's not a stat mate.

Wow really? Thanks for clearing that up. I truly believed that to be a statistic

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Wow really? Thanks for clearing that up. I truly believed that to be a statistic

No mate.

 

[RFUS]

Doug, how do you find the time to defend Howard so much?

Just curious. I'm struggling to utilise my free time to its fullest and could use a tip or two.

 

[MikeH72]

No mate.

At least I now definitely know what a stat is after having it confirmed in this thread. Thank you for your help

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Doug, how do you find the time to defend Howard so much?

Just curious. I'm struggling to utilise my free time to its fullest and could use a tip or two.

There's not much to do in hospital mate.

It's usually perve at the nurses and post on the Internet, not even got a window bed.

 

[MikeH72]

Imagine if people based their opinions of footballers off stats rather than their own eyes and then had the cheek to call other people 'FIFA beauts' or some variation of

 

[mglennon]

All our loses in EPL timmy playing his part

(H) City - let Korolov score from 6inches from byline and near post
(H) United - One on One with Rooney, who put it about a foot off the ground and Howard still avoided it
(A) Arsenal - 2 flaps for both their goals
(H) Leicester - Cost us 2nd goal, flying out
(H) Stoke - Flapping on 3Rd

All that costs points. It's not a coincidence, he's just God damn past it

 

[MikeH72]

He doesn't actually offer us a single positive thing at all does he?