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Excellent write up THT,the striker problem has to be sorted and quickly. I think Beckford should given more playing time,but he has to get his own timing right,he is to fast for the rest of the team that,s why he is getting caught off side all the time.We have it on the bench we just ned to do it on the Pitch.
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The Yak will go
Anicebe will go
Saha ???
The strike force will be...Beckford,Vaughan,Baxter Rotating
 
I explained , re ; Vanilla , lid .

2 draws from 24 weren't the fukn Titanic , my Crusading , mucka .

We also drew against Brum and Stoke tho mate, was 5 wins 5 draws in our last ten. It's more the teams we draw against - they're all [Poor language removed]. I'd rather lose against the better teams and then beat all the dross than the other way around, gets you more points.
 
We also drew against Brum and Stoke tho mate, was 5 wins 5 draws in our last ten. It's more the teams we draw against - they're all [Poor language removed]. I'd rather lose against the better teams and then beat all the dross than the other way around, gets you more points.

From memory , wasnt it already gone by then ???

Moreover , Villa , Heitinga went off whilst we controlled it . Both their goals were errors and we coated them for 89 mins .

IT WAS NOT THE TITANIC . Far from it , my mate .
 
Excellent write up THT,the striker problem has to be sorted and quickly. I think Beckford should given more playing time,but he has to get his own timing right,he is to fast for the rest of the team that,s why he is getting caught off side all the time.We have it on the bench we just ned to do it on the Pitch.
PS
The Yak will go
Anicebe will go
Saha ???
The strike force will be...Beckford,Vaughan,Baxter Rotating

Cheers mate, although think he's looking to get shut of Vaughan and Baxter !
 

From memory , wasnt it already gone by then ???

Moreover , Villa , Heitinga went off whilst we controlled it . Both their goals were errors and we coated them for 89 mins .

IT WAS NOT THE TITANIC . Far from it , my mate .

I'm not sayin we were terrible, just that we weren't quite as ace as people seem to remember and it was the same problem of playing to the level of the opposition. We were only 2 points of Lpool at the end of the season and 1 or 2 more off Villa, could easily have caught one of them.

Agree with you on the Villa game, we were quite unlucky, but again, you can't concede [Poor language removed] goals against [Poor language removed] teams if you want to be high up the league.
 
I'm not sayin we were terrible, just that we weren't quite as ace as people seem to remember and it was the same problem of playing to the level of the opposition. We were only 2 points of Lpool at the end of the season and 1 or 2 more off Villa, could easily have caught one of them.

Agree with you on the Villa game, we were quite unlucky, but again, you can't concede [Poor language removed] goals against [Poor language removed] teams if you want to be high up the league.

No , Brother Batman , lid .

This is true , Cock' .
 

Marks out of 10 and observations:
2 Blackburn AWFUL - TERRIBLE ERROR Number 1 to concede goal
4 Wolves MODERATE (points stolen by dreadful ref, Mason)
7 Aston Villa SO-SO - SLOPPY ERROR Number 2 - MISSED CHANCES AND NO LUCK
7 Man Utd - MIXED - BRILLIANT AT TIMES
0 Newcastle - JUST AWFUL
7 Fulham - SO-SO - MISSED CHANCES
8 Birmingham - GOOD PERFORMANCE
8 Liverpool - GOOD PERFORMANCE
7 Tottenham - DECENT - ANOTHER COCK-UP (number 3) FOR EQUALISER
5 Stoke - MODERATE - LUCKY TO WIN
5 Blackpool - MODERATE - MISSED CHANCES AGAIN
5 Bolton - MODERATE
3 Arsenal - POOR (IMPROVED WHEN 2-0 DOWN)
5 Sunderland - MODERATE - a bit unlucky to concede
2 West Brom - PRETTY AWFUL (but again Mason handed the points to The Baggies)
8 Chelsea - GOOD BUT SHOULD HAVE WON (and a bad penalty decision against us)
1 Wigan - DREADFUL
10 Man City - EXCELLENT - best of the season
4 West Ham - POOR on a terrible pitch (cock-up number 4)
Total out of 190 - 98 (52%)
Wins 4 Draws 10 Losses 5 - 22 pts (but 26-27 points might have been more reasonable and more justified from the respective performances which is not altogther dreadful)

Players:
Howard - mixes brilliance with cock-ups (Mucha has done ok when called in) 6.
Neville - injury worries, was badly missed at times, still doing ok 6.
Baines - superb. 10
Distin - brilliant bar one game v Man U 8
Jags - generally good. 7
Hibbert - just Hibbert (another goal eh!?) 4
Coleman - mostly very good 7
Osman - injury prone, often missed 6
Fellaini - injury troubles - some good performances 7
Rodwell - suffering from injury and inconsistency (what is his role) - can be good at times 6
Pienaar - more injury troubles - mostly very good 8
Arteta - who is this imposter in the number 10 shirt? 4
Heitinga - forget it 2
Billy - pretty poor 3
Saha - moody sod 0
Yakubu - brilliant in the Derby 5
Beckford - largely as good as we can expect 6
Cahill - excellent in every respect 10
Victor - another moody, injured sod 4
Vaughan - better ask the Palace fans ?

Howard
Neville - Jags - Distin - Baines
Coleman - Fellaini - Rodwell - Pienaar
Cahill - Beckford

no place for Mikel on form this season.
 
Marks out of 10 and observations:
2 Blackburn AWFUL - TERRIBLE ERROR Number 1 to concede goal
4 Wolves MODERATE (points stolen by dreadful ref, Mason)
7 Aston Villa SO-SO - SLOPPY ERROR Number 2 - MISSED CHANCES AND NO LUCK
7 Man Utd - MIXED - BRILLIANT AT TIMES
0 Newcastle - JUST AWFUL
7 Fulham - SO-SO - MISSED CHANCES
8 Birmingham - GOOD PERFORMANCE
8 Liverpool - GOOD PERFORMANCE
7 Tottenham - DECENT - ANOTHER COCK-UP (number 3) FOR EQUALISER
5 Stoke - MODERATE - LUCKY TO WIN
5 Blackpool - MODERATE - MISSED CHANCES AGAIN
5 Bolton - MODERATE
3 Arsenal - POOR (IMPROVED WHEN 2-0 DOWN)
5 Sunderland - MODERATE - a bit unlucky to concede
2 West Brom - PRETTY AWFUL (but again Mason handed the points to The Baggies)
8 Chelsea - GOOD BUT SHOULD HAVE WON (and a bad penalty decision against us)
1 Wigan - DREADFUL
10 Man City - EXCELLENT - best of the season
4 West Ham - POOR on a terrible pitch (cock-up number 4)
Total out of 190 - 98 (52%)
Wins 4 Draws 10 Losses 5 - 22 pts (but 26-27 points might have been more reasonable and more justified from the respective performances which is not altogther dreadful)

Players:
Howard - mixes brilliance with cock-ups (Mucha has done ok when called in) 6.
Neville - injury worries, was badly missed at times, still doing ok 6.
Baines - superb. 10
Distin - brilliant bar one game v Man U 8
Jags - generally good. 7
Hibbert - just Hibbert (another goal eh!?) 4
Coleman - mostly very good 7
Osman - injury prone, often missed 6
Fellaini - injury troubles - some good performances 7
Rodwell - suffering from injury and inconsistency (what is his role) - can be good at times 6
Pienaar - more injury troubles - mostly very good 8
Arteta - who is this imposter in the number 10 shirt? 4
Heitinga - forget it 2
Billy - pretty poor 3
Saha - moody sod 0
Yakubu - brilliant in the Derby 5
Beckford - largely as good as we can expect 6
Cahill - excellent in every respect 10
Victor - another moody, injured sod 4
Vaughan - better ask the Palace fans ?

Howard
Neville - Jags - Distin - Baines
Coleman - Fellaini - Rodwell - Pienaar
Cahill - Beckford

no place for Mikel on form this season.


Accurate , as ever , TD .

Eagles is me boy . Palace Fan .

Sound as fuk , kid . PM him . ( Alan Whittle . )
 
Marks out of 10 and observations:
2 Blackburn AWFUL - TERRIBLE ERROR Number 1 to concede goal
4 Wolves MODERATE (points stolen by dreadful ref, Mason)
7 Aston Villa SO-SO - SLOPPY ERROR Number 2 - MISSED CHANCES AND NO LUCK
7 Man Utd - MIXED - BRILLIANT AT TIMES
0 Newcastle - JUST AWFUL
7 Fulham - SO-SO - MISSED CHANCES
8 Birmingham - GOOD PERFORMANCE
8 Liverpool - GOOD PERFORMANCE
7 Tottenham - DECENT - ANOTHER COCK-UP (number 3) FOR EQUALISER
5 Stoke - MODERATE - LUCKY TO WIN
5 Blackpool - MODERATE - MISSED CHANCES AGAIN
5 Bolton - MODERATE
3 Arsenal - POOR (IMPROVED WHEN 2-0 DOWN)
5 Sunderland - MODERATE - a bit unlucky to concede
2 West Brom - PRETTY AWFUL (but again Mason handed the points to The Baggies)
8 Chelsea - GOOD BUT SHOULD HAVE WON (and a bad penalty decision against us)
1 Wigan - DREADFUL
10 Man City - EXCELLENT - best of the season
4 West Ham - POOR on a terrible pitch (cock-up number 4)
Total out of 190 - 98 (52%)
Wins 4 Draws 10 Losses 5 - 22 pts (but 26-27 points might have been more reasonable and more justified from the respective performances which is not altogther dreadful)

Players:
Howard - mixes brilliance with cock-ups (Mucha has done ok when called in) 6.
Neville - injury worries, was badly missed at times, still doing ok 6.
Baines - superb. 10
Distin - brilliant bar one game v Man U 8
Jags - generally good. 7
Hibbert - just Hibbert (another goal eh!?) 4
Coleman - mostly very good 7
Osman - injury prone, often missed 6
Fellaini - injury troubles - some good performances 7
Rodwell - suffering from injury and inconsistency (what is his role) - can be good at times 6
Pienaar - more injury troubles - mostly very good 8
Arteta - who is this imposter in the number 10 shirt? 4
Heitinga - forget it 2
Billy - pretty poor 3
Saha - moody sod 0
Yakubu - brilliant in the Derby 5
Beckford - largely as good as we can expect 6
Cahill - excellent in every respect 10
Victor - another moody, injured sod 4
Vaughan - better ask the Palace fans ?

Howard
Neville - Jags - Distin - Baines
Coleman - Fellaini - Rodwell - Pienaar
Cahill - Beckford

no place for Mikel on form this season.

Largley agree with that, although there's some interesting ones. A 7 at Villa? We lost, like... and no one deserves a 10 this season. But yes, otherwise you're pretty spot on there.
 

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