Three wishes

[Mikeonlythebestwilldo]

1. getting a ch.league spot.
2. get some world class players in.
3. stadium settled

very realistic !!!

 

[Mikeonlythebestwilldo]

1. Galatasaray to sign niasse
2. Kone to move to China
3. A brand new 65,000 stadium just to wind up the kloppites

 

[Bluebonic]

1) Our success with alliteration continues as in Catterick, Kendall, Koeman.
2) beer returns to 1985 prices
3) Katy Perry sits on my face

ps; I don't hold out much hope for No.2 though

Buy a family sized bag of frozen prawns from iceland, empty it out all bar one, then stick your head in the bag and chase the remaining prawn around for ten minutes!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Buy a family sized bag of frozen prawns from iceland, empty it out all bar one, then stick your head in the bag and chase the remaining prawn around for ten minutes!

This is the post of the month.

 

[Bluebonic]

Nah, mate just the ramblings of a very sick mind sadly

 

[anton66]

Buy a family sized bag of frozen prawns from iceland, empty it out all bar one, then stick your head in the bag and chase the remaining prawn around for ten minutes!

Do the prawns have to be from Iceland?

 

[anton66]

This is the post of the month.

That is some imagination.

 

[degsy]

Buy a family sized bag of frozen prawns from iceland, empty it out all bar one, then stick your head in the bag and chase the remaining prawn around for ten minutes!

and this will bring the price of beer down?

 

[Angle c]

1. Work starts on our new waterfront stadium.
2. Win a cup.
3. Find a way to surgically remove Oumar Niasse's legs and attach them to Gareth Barry. Niasse has nothing but legs and Barry has everything else.

Would that make Barry mixed race?

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Would that make Barry mixed race?

I think it would ya know.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I think it would ya know.

That argument's got no legs.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

1. Lose 4 Stone
2. Do rude things with Chris Gayle
3. Write a book.

Oh you meant Everton?

1. Top 4
2. Sign someone amazing. Off the Richter Scale amazing.
3. Beat RS both times.

 

[alpha1]

1. Stadium site agreed on the Docks and building work underway
2. Lukaku to stay and slot 30+ goals as we maraud the league and cups
3. Usmanov to join Moshiri on board with his billions and Kenwright to go in to a happy retirement

 

[ArtetaMoney]

1. Waterfront stadium.

2. Have all our signings done before deadline day.

3. Another dildo-gate on deadline day.

 

[flibbyflob]

New lawnmowers
New blue gravel round pitch
A decent pint