We've done that Latch, the Venice thing, it was about as romantic as Southport marine lake only smellier. Don't pay for the singer either, every other one has tenor singing slightly off key on the arse end, it all sounds like a Sex Pistols track
, never been there myself but from what i've seen on the tv the plumming needs some attention ! 
I went down on one knee ( a kick to the nuts has that effect on me ), i looked up into those black, empty, souless eyes.....oops, sorry there's a shark documentary on the TV, where was i ?....oh yes,.... looked up into the most beautiful greyish blue eyes and said,..... Look at the teeth on that,.....[Poor language removed], hang on, i'll turn the telly off..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ok that's better.
Propose you say?, well, to be honest, she was heavy with child, actually she was heavy before that but that's neither here or there! ( Only joking, i've got a feeling i'm gonna get paid back for that !)
To be serious for a minute, We have now been married for almost 19 years and have 4 kids.
Tissue time lads, be warned !!
I love her with all my heart, no doubt about it she is my better half, she is still as beautiful today as she was the day we got married, and to prove it, here is a photo of Paula ( Halo ) and myself with our kids at my brothers wedding a couple of years ago, the young lady on the far right is my daughter from my first marriage.
I know Mike, i keep having to pinch myself mate.
I went down on one knee ( a kick to the nuts has that effect on me ), i looked up into those black, empty, souless eyes.....oops, sorry there's a shark documentary on the TV, where was i ?....oh yes,.... looked up into the most beautiful greyish blue eyes and said,..... Look at the teeth on that,.....[Poor language removed], hang on, i'll turn the telly off..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ok that's better.
Propose you say?, well, to be honest, she was heavy with child, actually she was heavy before that but that's neither here or there! ( Only joking, i've got a feeling i'm gonna get paid back for that !)
To be serious for a minute, We have now been married for almost 19 years and have 4 kids.
Tissue time lads, be warned !!
I love her with all my heart, no doubt about it she is my better half, she is still as beautiful today as she was the day we got married, and to prove it, here is a photo of Paula ( Halo ) and myself with our kids at my brothers wedding a couple of years ago, the young lady on the far right is my daughter from my first marriage.
ok . . . . i'll tell it as it REALLY happened-
went out - got drunk . . . .
told him i was preggers,
he asked how did that happen?
explained about the birds and the bees (four times!!)
wiped the blood off his head after he passed out,
he fainted again!
sat him down and demanded that if he didn't marry me i would take him to the cleaners,
hours of him sobbing!
another few of him begging!
few more on denial . . .
ping - light bulb came on -
started to get hungry - thought about chocolate (mmmm)
then thought about what i was going to tell me dad (psycho moment)
worried about getting fat!!
worried about what clothes i would have to wear!!
oh god no more jeans for a while!!!
oh no!! . . . . . . . . . . no high heels
looked at his hair - wondered - did he have that grey hair this morning?
thought about child birth . . . did it really hurt?
then he asked me something . . . . so i said yes!
thought he said . . . . .
do you want KFC?
what he really said -
will you marry me?
must get me ears cleaned!!!!!
I went down on one knee ( a kick to the nuts has that effect on me ), i looked up into those black, empty, souless eyes.....oops, sorry there's a shark documentary on the TV, where was i ?....oh yes,.... looked up into the most beautiful greyish blue eyes and said,..... Look at the teeth on that,.....[Poor language removed], hang on, i'll turn the telly off..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ok that's better.
Propose you say?, well, to be honest, she was heavy with child, actually she was heavy before that but that's neither here or there! ( Only joking, i've got a feeling i'm gonna get paid back for that !)
To be serious for a minute, We have now been married for almost 19 years and have 4 kids.
Tissue time lads, be warned !!
I love her with all my heart, no doubt about it she is my better half, she is still as beautiful today as she was the day we got married, and to prove it, here is a photo of Paula ( Halo ) and myself with our kids at my brothers wedding a couple of years ago, the young lady on the far right is my daughter from my first marriage.
ok . . . . i'll tell it as it REALLY happened-
went out - got drunk . . . .
told him i was preggers,
he asked how did that happen?
explained about the birds and the bees (four times!!)
wiped the blood off his head after he passed out,
he fainted again!
sat him down and demanded that if he didn't marry me i would take him to the cleaners,
hours of him sobbing!
another few of him begging!
few more on denial . . .
ping - light bulb came on -
started to get hungry - thought about chocolate (mmmm)
then thought about what i was going to tell me dad (psycho moment)
worried about getting fat!!
worried about what clothes i would have to wear!!
oh god no more jeans for a while!!!
oh no!! . . . . . . . . . . no high heels
looked at his hair - wondered - did he have that grey hair this morning?
thought about child birth . . . did it really hurt?
then he asked me something . . . . so i said yes!
thought he said . . . . .
do you want KFC?
what he really said -
will you marry me?
must get me ears cleaned!!!!!
Well Halo, Mr Perfect has lost his glow since he told the world he is a huge fan of Cliff Richard, especially his Crimbo songs, I pity you love
Well Halo, Mr Perfect has lost his glow since he told the world he is a huge fan of Cliff Richard, especially his Crimbo songs, I pity you love
glad you liked the card.
maybe i should have told you that he was a closet cliffy fan, but no i thought i'd let you all find it out for yourselves, (oh i do hope that you wont think less of him
nah he aint a cliffy fan really . . . . . .honest!!!
he's into his country music - don't really know which is worse!!!!
glad you liked the card.
maybe i should have told you that he was a closet cliffy fan, but no i thought i'd let you all find it out for yourselves, (oh i do hope that you wont think less of him
nah he aint a cliffy fan really . . . . . .honest!!!
he's into his country music - don't really know which is worse!!!!
Well Halo I can only commiserate with you love, there should be laws against anyone like that. I've received pm's from young ones on this forum asking me if this Cliff story is correct, their hero worshiping days of Latch have been blown to bits.
Latch's reputation is now a SHADOW of its former self what a shame
Well Halo I can only commiserate with you love, there should be laws against anyone like that. I've received pm's from young ones on this forum asking me if this Cliff story is correct, their hero worshiping days of Latch have been blown to bits.
Latch's reputation is now a SHADOW of its former self what a shame
He is not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
He is not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
Fancy having the gall to inflict Cliff on your family at Christmas, enough to make the turkey pack its bags as its been replaced by him
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