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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi... male 21 from canada looking for a horny girl or boy with webcam or microphone by the way i have pictures and microphone ONLY! interested?
You: alright lid?
You: dont know about horny mate. speak to heatmeiser, he loves this [Poor language removed]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: alright lid?
Stranger: what ?
You: alright lid? its like a slang word for lad. innit
Stranger: oh !!
Stranger: understand !
You: so, alright lid?
Stranger: yea~
Stranger: u too ?
Stranger: : )
You: not bad. like football?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: hard kkkkkkkkk
You: so, pinapple on pizza, is it socially acceptable?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ?
Stranger: kkkk
You: too bad. you have the devils tastebuds
Stranger: idont understand..
Stranger: sorry..
Stranger: : (..
You:
your sense of taste is [Poor language removed].
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: im not
Stranger: ..
Stranger: usa
You: so, ever heard of Landon Donovan?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im not american...
Stranger: so hard interpret..
You: right. what are you then? im scouse like
Stranger: what is scouse ?
You: from liverpool
You: or a type of food
You: Ever heard of Steven Pienaar?
You: Johnny Heitinga?
Stranger: ..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Pity, i really felt we were building a bond.

it's not as good as I thought it might be.
 
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best little spaniard said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi... male 21 from canada looking for a horny girl or boy with webcam or microphone by the way i have pictures and microphone ONLY! interested?
You: alright lid?
You: dont know about horny mate. speak to heatmeiser, he loves this [Poor language removed]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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How very dare you!

I copy Cal's technique though, pretend to be a 16 year old girl and when they ask to see you naked on cam hit them with the "The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334458836. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database."

Then sit back and laugh. You can almost hear them crapping their pants.
 
heatmeiser said:
How very dare you!

I copy Cal's technique though, pretend to be a 16 year old girl and when they ask to see you naked on cam hit them with the "The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334458836. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database."

Then sit back and laugh. You can almost hear them crapping their pants.
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Give us an example then.
 
i'm not too good at this...


You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: should senderos start on saturday ahead of distin?
Stranger: asl
You: do you like pineapple on pizza?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: why ask this
You: helps me get to know people better
You: Rafael or houllier?
You: whats your favourite pastie filling?
Stranger: you are boring as hell
You: cheers
You: do you take it up the bum?
Stranger: 滚 明白吗 白痴
You: yeah
You: pen pidyn
You: tyllt d'in
You: SLABOG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Ha, good work Hayee.


Stranger: where are you from?

You: uk

You: you?

Stranger: i'm chinese

You: you're not mate

You: trust me

Stranger: what

You: you can't be chinese

You: its impossible

Stranger: why

You: oh wait! Chinese as in from China?

Stranger: yes..i come from china

You: Sorry mate, I thought you meant cheese

You: So, who do you think will win the derby at the weekend?

Stranger: i am a devout Christian

You: Unlutty mayte

You: So will Everton or Liverpool win this weekend?

You: pick one

Stranger: Liverpool win

You: Massive tit you lad, Jesus is a blue

You have disconnected.




Stranger: hi asl ? ... 16 m uk ... msn and webcam ? ... horny girls reply ;) x

You: Hello.

Stranger: asl?

You: 15/f/uk

Stranger: you ok?

You: yeah

Stranger: good :)

Stranger: would you do things on a webcam?

You: things?

Stranger: sexual things o.O

You: oh ok, would u want me to?

Stranger: yeash i would ;)

You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334458836. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

You: [SCANNING]

You: Please wait....

You: [SCAN COMPLETE]

Stranger: LOL

You: We will be contacting you shortly. Your IP has been logged, and your ISP will be informed. OMEGLE does not take child sex predators lightly.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: true or false, jimmy savile's hair is whiter than milk?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
heatmeiser said:
Ha, good work Hayee.


Stranger: where are you from?

You: uk

You: you?

Stranger: i'm chinese

You: you're not mate

You: trust me

Stranger: what

You: you can't be chinese

You: its impossible

Stranger: why

You: oh wait! Chinese as in from China?

Stranger: yes..i come from china

You: Sorry mate, I thought you meant cheese

You: So, who do you think will win the derby at the weekend?

Stranger: i am a devout Christian

You: Unlutty mayte

You: So will Everton or Liverpool win this weekend?

You: pick one

Stranger: Liverpool win

You: Massive tit you lad, Jesus is a blue

You have disconnected.




Stranger: hi asl ? ... 16 m uk ... msn and webcam ? ... horny girls reply ;) x

You: Hello.

Stranger: asl?

You: 15/f/uk

Stranger: you ok?

You: yeah

Stranger: good :)

Stranger: would you do things on a webcam?

You: things?

Stranger: sexual things o.O

You: oh ok, would u want me to?

Stranger: yeash i would ;)

You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334458836. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

You: [SCANNING]

You: Please wait....

You: [SCAN COMPLETE]

Stranger: LOL

You: We will be contacting you shortly. Your IP has been logged, and your ISP will be informed. OMEGLE does not take child sex predators lightly.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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i'm actually crying, the son thought i was having an asthma attack or something bless him
 
Just had a 10 minute chat to an American lad about football. Says he's always admired Everton as a club and thinks Rafael is an idiot! Admittedly this is the first decent conversation I've had an Omegle after many, many attempts, but still. good eh (y)
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey :)
Stranger: hi
Stranger: u from?
You: uk, you?
Stranger: turkey
You: cool, how old are you?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: who is your preminister?
You: gordon brown
You: you?
Stranger: whr do u live in uk?
You: scotland
You: brb i'm on my period and need to change my tampax :)
Stranger: BROWN isnt priminester in uk :)
You: who is then?
Stranger: where are u from?
You: britain!
You: great britain aka uk aka united kingdom lad
Stranger: sen türksün
You: eh? hand on there mate just gonna have a poo x
You: hang* :P#
Stranger: age?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I AM THE ONE, ORGASMATRON
You: oh, hey!
Stranger: asl pls
You: 16 / f / uk, you?
Stranger: 20 m
Stranger: are you horny now??
You: i don;t understand..
Stranger: sex??
You: female
You: you?
Stranger: I m male
You: cool
Stranger: hmm
You: i have alot of male friends
You: and alot of internet friends :)
Stranger: do you have msn wıth cam??
You: whats msn? sorry
You: i'm on got?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Where do we go when we die?
Stranger: we go to Heaven, im a Christian i believe in God
You: really? Can you ask him where my keys are?
Stranger: it doesn't work like that
You: Why the hell not?
Stranger: you shouldn't swear, you'll go to hell.
You: Great stuff, at least i wont need to bring many clothes
You: I dont even need to ask where you're from, i already know your American
Stranger: yes, how did you know that?
You: lucky guess
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: I was born under a wandering star
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: It means im Jesus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: HI!

Stranger: m or f?

You: F

You: U?

Stranger: okey:) m

You: Hi there, where you from?

Stranger: sweden u?

You: Skem.

You: You got blonde hair?

Stranger: no

You: Black?

Stranger: where skem btw?

Stranger: nope

You: Down the M58 lad x

You: Ginger?

Stranger: yeah:P

You: What about your peyabs then? Do you work out?

Stranger: ohyes

You: I like a man who works out. I really do. Not into the ginger peyabs but I'm forgiving...


Stranger: okey:)

Stranger: i do itr

Stranger: it*

You: Describe yourself, and dont leave any details out, sweet wang ;) x

Stranger: hm slim red hair, tall

Stranger: handsome

You: Real handsome? Like Rasmus Elm handsome x


Stranger: yeah

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 17

Stranger: u?

You: x


You: Ive got a party planned.

Stranger: okey:)

Stranger: :)

You: Were going to the mall (the conny), then party!

Stranger: nice:D

You: Me mar wouldnt be impressed but hell!

Stranger: ;)

You: What do you like doing lad?

Stranger: hang out with friends and party:)

Stranger: you?

You: Yeah, hanging out, partying, boys & the mall. Taco Bell defo like too x

Stranger: okey:P

You: You want to punish me with your throbbing womb broom you big monster you, dont you? x

You: Don't be shy, Im a straight up girl.

You: x

Stranger: oyes i like that u are that

You: My clit is like the nose of a large labrador.

You: Im embarassed now!

Stranger: lets do this!


You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334458836. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

Stranger: ?

You: People like you make us sick.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Cruel, but fair.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: gay?

You: not me pal

Stranger: gd

Stranger: u geordie or scottish?

You: neither. midlands mate

Stranger: oh

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Ha, looks like a lot of us have been using this and someone must have shat themselves so much they got in touch with Omegle and they felt moved enough to add this to their programming.


You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334458836. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.



You: [LOGGING CHAT]


You: [COMPLETE]


Stranger: Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334458836. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.


Stranger: look at last line



Fantastic work all.
 

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