This is alright this.

[chicoazul]

Brilliant this was/is.

Get all over it.

 

[best little spaniard]

Just read a few of these. It looks proper boss.

Would give it a shot but people would call me sad and in the past

 

[chicoazul]

Sack what peeps say mate, get all over it.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I miss Cal, in a non hom kind of way.

 

[heatmeiser]

I miss Cal, in a non hom kind of way.

Bit gay that.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Burns cravat

 

[heatmeiser]

You: hello, i am Madera, i am looking for a chat

You: you?

Stranger: im greg

You: is greg short for david?

Stranger: no

Stranger: are you hot???

You: yes, it is nearly 30 degrees

Stranger: no are you

You: is it you too?

Stranger: like ur appearance

You: i am very hot, i have to just wear the shorts haha

Stranger: nice

You: oh my looks?

Stranger: yes

You: my uncle says i am very pritty

Stranger: age?

You: i am 15, now very old

Stranger: can i get a pic babe?

You: a photograph?

Stranger: yea

You: of what?

You: i have many pictures

Stranger: of you, which one do you wanna send me

You: photograph of me?

You: wow

Stranger: yes

You: my uncle takes all the photographs of me

You: i will have to ask him for one

You: he keeps them in his bedroom

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Haha, its a paedo's paradise that thing.

 

[heatmeiser]

Stranger: “Hello random stranger. I don't know who you are or where you come from, but I want to wish you all the luck in the world and I hope you have a lovely life, whoever you are. We love you, random stranger. Spread the love, you're an awesome person, and we hope you can see that too. Lots of love, another random stranger, spreading the love.”

You: cool

You: fancy a bum?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It's more entertaining than the England game to be honest.

 

[Welton Toffee]

This thread needs to be revived...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: alright lid

Stranger: Alright cap

You: ffs

You have disconnected.

 

[chicoazul]

Love this thread. It's made me absolutely howl before.

 

[Welton Toffee]

It is pure brilliance.

 

[Micky]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lid
Stranger: cap
You: head
Stranger: blow-job
You: sucky sucky
Stranger: frogs
You: ur so big
Stranger: thanks, i actually am, kinda
You: nah ur floppy
Stranger: disk
You: bet ur head is massive
Stranger: from headbutting, yeah

Funny this!

 

[best little spaniard]

I'll try this later.

 

[Welton Toffee]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: greggs or sayers mate?
Stranger: sorry?
You: greggs or sayers?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you think we should start with senderos or distin on saturday mate?
Stranger: what
Stranger: short sentence
Stranger: plz
You: ok, distin or senderos?
Your conversational partner has disconnected


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: tony hibbert to score on saturday??
Stranger: i dont know
You: fair enough
You: probably won't to be fair
Stranger: i dont know then news
You: oh right
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what do you talk about?
You: football mainly
You: occasionally savoury snacks
Stranger: owh
Stranger: i am indonesian
Stranger: you?
You: from the uk lad, do you think pineapple is acceptable on pizza?
Stranger: ehmmm, yes,
You have disconnected.