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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: are you aliright lid

You: alright

You: do you like Emmerdale

Stranger: m or f/

You: M

You: is that ok

Stranger: cool

You: u

Stranger: m 19

You: from

Stranger: india

Stranger: u?

You: ah ok are you [Poor language removed] at cricket?

Stranger: ya

You: do you do lemon sherbert

Stranger: its lemon shikanji

You: have you ever snorted coke from an elephant

Stranger: no

Stranger: have u?

You: we don't have elephants here

Stranger: ok

Stranger: from wrere u r?

You: do you prefer Ganesh or Vishnu

You: im a wool lad

Stranger: i am jain but i worship both

You: really?

Stranger: hmm

You: who was your favourite member of the shadows

Stranger: u r looking much interested in india

You: I like India

Stranger: its grea

Stranger: great

You: parts of it remind me of tanhouse and birchgreen

You: have you ever been to Skem?

Stranger: what's this?

You: Skelmersdale

You: it's like the Florence of the Nothwest

You: there is a place like the taj mahal called the conny

Stranger: ok

You: it has an ASDA too

You: have you ever shopped in an ASDA?

Stranger: no yr

You: pound bakery?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: i remember it

Stranger: i was 10 that time

You: listen lad this isn't jeremy kyle

You: although I am intrigued - did you visit the BBC when you were ten?

Stranger: what's this?

You: what happened when you were ten?

You: did you take an pet on Animal Hospital and meet Rolf?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: a dog

Stranger has disconnected.
 

russiandog said:
Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: are you aliright lid

You: alright

You: do you like Emmerdale

Stranger: m or f/

You: M

You: is that ok

Stranger: cool

You: u

Stranger: m 19

You: from

Stranger: india

Stranger: u?

You: ah ok are you [Poor language removed] at cricket?

Stranger: ya

You: do you do lemon sherbert

Stranger: its lemon shikanji

You: have you ever snorted coke from an elephant

Stranger: no

Stranger: have u?

You: we don't have elephants here

Stranger: ok

Stranger: from wrere u r?

You: do you prefer Ganesh or Vishnu

You: im a wool lad

Stranger: i am jain but i worship both

You: really?

Stranger: hmm

You: who was your favourite member of the shadows

Stranger: u r looking much interested in india

You: I like India

Stranger: its grea

Stranger: great

You: parts of it remind me of tanhouse and birchgreen

You: have you ever been to Skem?

Stranger: what's this?

You: Skelmersdale

You: it's like the Florence of the Nothwest

You: there is a place like the taj mahal called the conny

Stranger: ok

You: it has an ASDA too

You: have you ever shopped in an ASDA?

Stranger: no yr

You: pound bakery?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: i remember it

Stranger: i was 10 that time

You: listen lad this isn't jeremy kyle

You: although I am intrigued - did you visit the BBC when you were ten?

Stranger: what's this?

You: what happened when you were ten?

You: did you take an pet on Animal Hospital and meet Rolf?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: a dog

Stranger has disconnected.
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Skem is the Florence of the north west hahahahahha

Top stuff, squire.
 
This evening I've spent mainly on adult work, monging it on the free cams, asking the fat middle aged Eastern European hags if they like pineapple on their pizza.

I need a job.
 
I'm gonna NSFW this in a spoiler.

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I could see her reading it and feeling sorry for me.
 
chicoazul said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m 27 canada u?
You: f 19 US hi!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: welcome
You: your meant to say hi first! lol!
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok.
Stranger: because a lot of people ask me asl all time
You: where in canada?
You: MY RAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Quebec
Stranger: and you
You: Montreal? beautiful city.
Stranger: yes
You: I got a piercing there!
Stranger: i visted it last week
Stranger: waww
Stranger: did u visit it?
You: yes twice.
You: I love it.
You: MY RAT IS RAVENOUS.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yes its a beautoful city
You: Newtown bar on the corner.
You: great party.
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: st catherine
Stranger: its a good place
You: st catherine street is a crazy place.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: whiche city do u live
You: IVE GOT MY RAT OUT FFS.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: which city
Stranger: do u live?
You: Detroit lad
Stranger: ahh nice
You: Its cool.
Stranger: i hope one day visit new york
Stranger: yes
You: My pop lives there.
You: MY RAT IT PULSES LIKE A STRONG HEART
Stranger: waww good
You: You been?
Stranger: i must learn english
Stranger: because here we talk french
Stranger: all time
You: your english is super, its hot how you speak English
Stranger: ohhh thank you
Stranger: you are nice
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Destiny x
You: An ur
Stranger: nice to meet u Destiny x
Stranger: Tafik
You: Thats a nice name, is it french?
You: MY RAT IS DRIPPING.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can we chang contact?
Stranger: its better to talk here
You: I think so.
You: DOUZ YOU LIKE MY RAT LAD?
Stranger: if you want
Stranger: messenger skype..i dont know what u have
You: TELL ME YOU WANT MY RAT.
Stranger: Facebook
Stranger: Facebook pleas now.
You: Im sorry i get these urges x
Stranger: no it's ok.
You: MY RAT WANTS FEEDING FFS.
You: hold on one moment.
Stranger: cool
You: add me facebook?
Stranger: lets chat
Stranger: sure what your name
You: Destiny McLuvsTheCock
Stranger: your facebook
You: yes that's it add me.
Stranger: you sure lol
You: you scared? im dripping.
You: SACRE BLEU MY RAT IS STARVING.
Stranger: I can find you.
You: This is an official FBI notice. You have contravened US Penal Code 1384JHGHA. Click here to look this up. We have tracked your ip address to: Laval, Quebec, Canada. Continuation of lewd behavior towards minors will result in prosecution. End this conversation immediately and turn off your electronic device for three calendar days or face prosecution.
Stranger: whut?????

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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And this is hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet :lol:
 

chicoazul said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m 27 canada u?
You: f 19 US hi!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: welcome
You: your meant to say hi first! lol!
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok.
Stranger: because a lot of people ask me asl all time
You: where in canada?
You: MY RAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Quebec
Stranger: and you
You: Montreal? beautiful city.
Stranger: yes
You: I got a piercing there!
Stranger: i visted it last week
Stranger: waww
Stranger: did u visit it?
You: yes twice.
You: I love it.
You: MY RAT IS RAVENOUS.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yes its a beautoful city
You: Newtown bar on the corner.
You: great party.
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: st catherine
Stranger: its a good place
You: st catherine street is a crazy place.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: whiche city do u live
You: IVE GOT MY RAT OUT FFS.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: which city
Stranger: do u live?
You: Detroit lad
Stranger: ahh nice
You: Its cool.
Stranger: i hope one day visit new york
Stranger: yes
You: My pop lives there.
You: MY RAT IT PULSES LIKE A STRONG HEART
Stranger: waww good
You: You been?
Stranger: i must learn english
Stranger: because here we talk french
Stranger: all time
You: your english is super, its hot how you speak English
Stranger: ohhh thank you
Stranger: you are nice
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Destiny x
You: An ur
Stranger: nice to meet u Destiny x
Stranger: Tafik
You: Thats a nice name, is it french?
You: MY RAT IS DRIPPING.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can we chang contact?
Stranger: its better to talk here
You: I think so.
You: DOUZ YOU LIKE MY RAT LAD?
Stranger: if you want
Stranger: messenger skype..i dont know what u have
You: TELL ME YOU WANT MY RAT.
Stranger: Facebook
Stranger: Facebook pleas now.
You: Im sorry i get these urges x
Stranger: no it's ok.
You: MY RAT WANTS FEEDING FFS.
You: hold on one moment.
Stranger: cool
You: add me facebook?
Stranger: lets chat
Stranger: sure what your name
You: Destiny McLuvsTheCock
Stranger: your facebook
You: yes that's it add me.
Stranger: you sure lol
You: you scared? im dripping.
You: SACRE BLEU MY RAT IS STARVING.
Stranger: I can find you.
You: This is an official FBI notice. You have contravened US Penal Code 1384JHGHA. Click here to look this up. We have tracked your ip address to: Laval, Quebec, Canada. Continuation of lewd behavior towards minors will result in prosecution. End this conversation immediately and turn off your electronic device for three calendar days or face prosecution.
Stranger: whut?????

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Crying ffs ahahahahahahahhahahahaha
 
Cal said:
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ite

Stranger: lustified

You: huh

You: flagged it already so calm the **** down lad

Stranger: lusty-vtec

You: pardon, mate?

Stranger: lusty-clio

You: i've done yer ma with a renault clio exhaust pipe

Stranger: yozzasport, k-tec, though i do hear orbisound are good

You: say that again lid and i'll flag it

Stranger: you'll put up a flag for me :)
You: right that's it, ******* flagged that lad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
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Overrated post.
 

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