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Stranger: hey
You: alright lid.
You: Have you heard of Everton?
Stranger: wut?
Stranger: no
You: Why? Where are you from?
Stranger: texas
You: Are you TXBill?
Stranger: WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!?!?!?!
You: Everton's a Soccer team lad. From Liverpool, like the Beatles lad.
Stranger: o allright cool
You: Do you support them now lad?
Stranger: no
You: Can you, for me?
Stranger: depends... who is me?
You: Olly lad. Who is you?
Stranger: I know who I is but is me you?
You: No I can confirm that you is not me. Who are you?
Stranger: I am matt
Stranger: who are YOUUUU
You: Who who
Stranger: your an owl?
You: Obviously lad. Coke or Pepsi?
Stranger: coke
You: What is your favourite type of Peruvian lad?
Stranger: whats that?
You: A person from Peruvian. Do you know what lad means lad?
You: Peru*
Stranger: peru is a place
You: I know you bad blert.
Stranger: is another soccer team?
You: Is what another soccer team?
Stranger: peruvian?
You: No a peruvian is someone from Peru innit braa. I'm from England. Do you support Everton yet?
Stranger: NOOOOO
Stranger: **** off you [Poor language removed]
You: Are you a kopite?
You: Don't get racist lad.
 

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Stranger: hi how are u

Stranger: im 28 male from ireland

You: potatoe

Stranger: at least if ur going to abuse me get the right spelling

You: potatoe

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amazing
 

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You: ite

Stranger: lustified

You: huh

You: flagged it already so calm the **** down lad

Stranger: lusty-vtec

You: pardon, mate?

Stranger: lusty-clio

You: i've done yer ma with a renault clio exhaust pipe

Stranger: yozzasport, k-tec, though i do hear orbisound are good

You: say that again lid and i'll flag it

Stranger: you'll put up a flag for me :)
You: right that's it, ******* flagged that lad
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Lads. Bump.

Beast thread, gutted I wasn't here for most of it
 

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You: Hello

Stranger: Hi :)

You: Cheese on toast

Stranger: Mmmm

You: Correct

You: Quick question

You: Pineapple on pizza

You: Right or wrong?

Stranger: Wrong.

You: Correct.

Stranger: Thought you were going to ask something else.

You: Like what?

Stranger: There are a lot of men on here...

You: That's a statement

Stranger: They always ask if I want to see their d1cks

You: Really?

Stranger: Yes :/

You: Wow... sounds weird.

Stranger: Yeah it is. You seem to be different though, nicer.

You: Do I? Thanks.

You: Want to see my d1ck?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: Hi :)

You: Cheese on toast

Stranger: Mmmm

You: Correct

You: Quick question

You: Pineapple on pizza

You: Right or wrong?

Stranger: Wrong.

You: Correct.

Stranger: Thought you were going to ask something else.

You: Like what?

Stranger: There are a lot of men on here...

You: That's a statement

Stranger: They always ask if I want to see their d1cks

You: Really?

Stranger: Yes :/

You: Wow... sounds weird.

Stranger: Yeah it is. You seem to be different though, nicer.

You: Do I? Thanks.

You: Want to see my d1ck?

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brilliant.



crying here
 

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