Things you'd rather do than play for england

[Goat]

sadly there are no burger munching world championships lid so you're out

Hark at no World Cups over here.

 

[RaleighBlue]

sadly there are no burger munching world championships lid so you're out

Like England would get a look in.

USA! USA!

 

[Elong]

So bitter and jealous.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Play for ISIS

 

[navidson]

Disappoint Ariana Grande

 

[tim gabbott]

Playing for England would be the pinnacle of my footballing career, I cant think of a bigger honour.

You play football

 

[Bungle]

Mrs k

 

[silent bob]

Why has no one said "yer ma" yet?

 

[LostLegend]

Yer Ma

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Send letterbombs to welsh holiday home owners.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Go on a night out with FantaScruff

 

[carlos21]

Send letterbombs to welsh holiday home owners.

Hi pal.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Search hastily for an Irish Grandparent.

Holy Moly

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Don't be getting all racialistic abar it but.. yanno.... not a lot of us like that team so... answer the question nicely.

Play for Scotland

 

[BlueLlama]

Napalm Port Talbot