Things you do while watching Tele

[Bundy]

I'm male, I can only do one thing at a time. When I'm watching TV, i'm watching TV.

 

[TX Bill]

Surf GOT.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I plot raids on hapless villages with Bill...

We row at dawn!!

 

[TX Bill]

I plot raids on hapless villages with Bill...

We row at dawn!!

Yep, except that everyone's gone when we're around....

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Yep, except that everyone's gone when we're around....

No worries, the more Evertonians there were the more arguing there would be about the formation the longboats should be in as we hit the beach...

"4-4-2 then?"

"Sod that, 4-4-1-1, I need to be in a free role behind the main boat, pumping flaming spears in."

"[Poor language removed] off...you couldn't hit a castle gate with a double-sided axe!"

"I'll hit you, lid!"

Fight ensues and we'd be 3 boats down before we even made land...I can see it now.