Things to expect at the Anfield Derby

[JobForTheMoyes]

I expect a German with teeth like Shergar to be gently applying butter to our behinds just before kickoff

 

[Petit]

At least one of our miserable players will deliberately get himself sent off.

Hands on hips and hanging heads as soon as we go behind.

Michael Kean looking like he’s about to cry.
Richarlison rolling around on the floor while play goes on around him.
Sigurdsson standing next to his marker.

Probably a 5-0 defeat or more.

 

[Maltese_Falcon]

Stench of piss

 

[Billefc]

I expect a German with teeth like Shergar to be gently applying butter to our behinds just before kickoff

It will be a dry one mate!

 

[AmericasToffee]

I expect inevitable heartbreak this go-round

 

[ProZ]

A win which keeps Silva in his job until end of season when we are relegated.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

It will be a dry one mate!

Maybe the butter is actually a beaded soap, for added abrasion!

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

A win which keeps Silva in his job until end of season when we are relegated.

Brands: “Relegation is a blessing in disguise...”

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Duncan Ferguson is still on the payroll, wonder what Kevin Campbell is up to these days.

Surely also the club can pay for Tommy Gravesen's airfare over the Atlantic from Las Vegas, just need to find eight other lads who won't brick themselves the second they hear YNWA at Mordor.

 

[Dubai Blue]

Klopp hugging everything in site

 

[Toffee-nerd]

4231

 

[billyblue80]

Three pens to then given by VaR. One off Mina's arse into the top corner

 

[Zatara]

Kean and Richarlison to become legends...

 

[ToffeeDan]

Our last visit for a few seasons

 

[Archie Knox]

Us to get absolutely battered by about 7 goals, but one 5 of them a dodgy VAR call that somehow buys the manager another month in charge.