Things that may be true about GOT members

peteblue · January 25, 2012

edge said:
The Golden vision, does in fact see things golden due to having a second eyelid that comes down in sunny conditions, and protects his eyes with a golden colored see through membrane .
His main claim to fame is being able, at will to be able to poo in the shape of famous people,once will suffering from diarrhea he managed to poo life size replicas of the Beatles complete with instruments,and trump hay Jude at the same time.
He was nominated for the turner prize for this effort and had them on show in the hard rock cafe in time square for over a year.

Post of the year so far.........

DualityNSNO · January 25, 2012

Xavi is actually Tony Hibbert.

ijjysmith · January 25, 2012

DualityNSNO said:
Xavi is actually Tony Hibbert.

He wishes

bluejock · January 25, 2012

Duality is Alexander the Great, reincarnated.

As a cactus.

ijjysmith · January 25, 2012

bluejock thinks that Braveheart is all about him.

DualityNSNO · January 25, 2012

bluejock said:
Duality is Alexander the Great, reincarnated.

As a cactus.

Not a cactus, a ficus ffs!

ilikecheese · January 26, 2012

DualityNSNO said:
Not a cactus, a ficus ffs!

The figs from the reincarnated Alexander the Great's ficus tree form taste like pineapple for some odd reason...

peteblue · January 26, 2012

ijjysmith said:
bluejock thinks that Braveheart is all about him.

And his surname is "the Bruce" .......

Alio · January 26, 2012

Peteblue is green with envy

bluejock · January 26, 2012

The character Alio the Woodcutter is not based on Alio the GOT poster as first thought, but in fact is based on Hermann Von Alio, a Nazi tree surgeon who was sentenced to death at the Nuremburg trials but escaped his captors by transforming into an oak.

Alio · January 26, 2012

bluejock said:
The character Alio the Woodcutter is not based on Alio the GOT poster as first thought, but in fact is based on Hermann Von Alio, a Nazi tree surgeon who was sentenced to death at the Nuremburg trials but escaped his captors by transforming into an oak.

I was just about to post this as my claim to fame too FFS!!!

Fuming here

edge · January 26, 2012

Alio said:
Peteblue is green with envy

he wears woad as suncream and was arrested in on a beach down south running around naked attacking anyone he thought looked not from these shores and waveing his knackers at anyone who objected.