Things that may be true about GOT members

[Alio]

Ijjysmith got the inspiration of the poo thread after leaving a number 4 on the poo chart, in his recently vacated flat

 

[edge]

Bluefox was a child star, and appeared in such TV programs as How and The Double Decker s, he was known for his catchphrase of" ye man", while doing the harlem shuffle on a multicolor skateboard, powered only by the wind blowing into his 50 inch flares.
It all came to a horrible end when live on Blue Peter, Shep the shows hound, hitched a lift and started to dry hump foxy s left leg, causing him to go over straight into a bog roll model of Tracy island Foxy shouting ye man , get ye lipstick out off me crack ye dorty [Poor language removed], live on children tv, this was the week before he had been booked to appear in the first version of blood brothers on the empire.
Bill kenwright dropped him like a stone and Foxy has never forgiven him to this day.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Edge can juggle a football using only his bum cheeks.

 

[Azzurri]

Xavi lived in America for 3 years where he was terrorised by all the American kids for his light up trainers.

Kay was one of these American kids.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

EFCNik is in in fact none other than Cherie Blair.

 

[ijjysmith]

Xavi is in fact Sergio Busquets

 

[somuchfun]

Mat Damon has only ever used 10 different words on this forum

Combine them with unique combinations of colors, size, bold/italics and you have millions of different possible posts.

 

[Kurt.]

Apparently nik was the person who invented "non stick" , unfortunately he couldnt get it to stick to the inside of a normal pan so his lifes work was hijacked by somebody who had the technical skills to use double sided tape,,,, nik then spent his formative years on the streets of luton being ridiculed by one and all as he was nicknamed " non stick nik, who couldnt make it stick".......sad but possibly true..

 

[Alio]

The real reason Heidi Klum is back on the market, is because TheFinnFan clubbed Seal

 

[TheFinnFan]

The real reason Heidi Klum is back on the market, is because TheFinnFan clubbed Seal

i spared heidi cause i think she might be alios future wife.

 

[ilikecheese]

ILikeCheese once Fapped so hard he made butter.

Irronically it was the butter substitute I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...

 

[somuchfun]

ilikecheese is short for ilikecheeseontopofmypineappletoast.

 

[edge]

The Golden vision, does in fact see things golden due to having a second eyelid that comes down in sunny conditions, and protects his eyes with a golden colored see through membrane .
His main claim to fame is being able, at will to be able to poo in the shape of famous people,once will suffering from diarrhea he managed to poo life size replicas of the Beatles complete with instruments,and trump hay Jude at the same time.
He was nominated for the turner prize for this effort and had them on show in the hard rock cafe in time square for over a year.

 

[ijjysmith]

Xavi is actually Niclas Bendtner

 

[bluejock]

Xavi is actually Sean Dundee