Things that may be true about GOT members

[Dylan]

Can u explain this one?

I am not an ambi-turner!!! It is a sensitive subject!!!

 

[Alio]

Icburns is cousins with 80's popular deadly move Chinese

 

[Elong]

Bluejock was an extra on Braveheart, and got paid handsomely for playing an English soldier.

 

[Alio]

Sniderman has been entered into the Oxford Dictionary

Extract

Sniderman - A phantom poster from 2011 on the popular gay social network site GOT. To be Snidermanned - To have a fine post unfairly negatronned (red carded) by the original Sniderman. Sniderman feeds on the week and always strikes down when posters upgrades run out. Snidermans enemies over time have included the Anti Sniderman, The Wincredible Hulk, The Modz and Robert Jarvis.

 

[linglong]

The reason RFUS took a "break" from GOT was simple he was hired as the "big" star of the dwarf porn epic "we're small but well hung".

Sadly his career stalled when his kept refering to his "star" as gimli the 63 other performers bitch salaped him silly with their "stars" and he's spent the last few weeks in hospital recovering to embarrased to tell doctors about his injuries.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

RFUS's love of music can be explained by the fact that in a previous life, he was in fact one of Frank Zappa's guitars. He was fingered regularly.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Countries with low birth rates have been know to hire Dylan as a "consultant". In once such example, a country's birth rate rose by 10% simply by flying Dylan in and having him walk through a crowded mall on a Saturday afternoon.

 

[peteblue]

Johnnydawg isn't really 68, he's only 66.....

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Jdawg can impregnate women by staring at them for 4.8 seconds.

 

[heatmeiser]

Ricardobee laughs exactly like Krusty the Clown, which he finds especially useful for cheering up old people and the homeless.

 

[Kurt.]

backwards everything do to likes just but longling called actually is linglong

 

[Jamo Martinez]

angleseyblue goes to that place with the longest name in Britain (Llanfairpwillygochogoch or whatever) and adds a letter each year. It's now up to 63

 

[Kurt.]

angleseyblue goes to that place with the longest name in Britain (Llanfairpwillygochogoch or whatever) and adds a letter each year. It's now up to 63

Ha Ha,, Jamo Martinez is the undercover boss of a massive spy ring cos I was at Llanfair wossername earlier and he knows,,, oh yes he knows...

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Ha Ha,, Jamo Martinez is the undercover boss of a massive spy ring cos I was at Llanfair wossername earlier and he knows,,, oh yes he knows...

This place should be the home of the European Parliament instead of Brussels. And news readers and reporters contractually obliged to say the full name in any mention.

 

[Alio]

Sir Jamo Martinez's real name could be David Webb.