Things that may be true about GOT members

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bluejock is infact blue, due to a defect at birth that leaves him short of oxygene, his bird has to hold him upside down three times a day and smack his bare buttocks to make him scream or he will die . it affects 1 in ten people in scotland hence wearing nothing under the kilt incase it strikes them down and somebody has to reach bare bum very quickly
 
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