Things (Not)To Do Before/After The Derby

[RAFUH]

Foreplay, when taking your frustration out on a red of the opposite sex.

Or same sex....we are equal opportunity here at GOT.

 

[tommye]

Or same sex....we are equal opportunity here at GOT.

red and blue.

always a fiery combination

 

[Dozbik]

Disagree with number 1, can't win a bet for love nor money usually so will be backing liverpool in the betting shops come Saturday. The way I see it is I am more than happy to lose a few quid to see us not get beat and if they do manage to beat us I will spend my winnings on a nice big bottle of Domestos bleach!

Which you can share with us.

 

[Hangleton]

I must tell myself that punching the faux leather pouffe when we give away the softest derby goal ever is going to cause lasting damage to my wrist.

 

[deipnosophist]

...thank your parents for emigrating to NZ in the 60's when you were 4

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Punch a horse...

Oh wait that was Newcastle, nevermind!

 

[matty1878]

Blame anyone else exept the ref or our players lol