Things (Not)To Do Before/After The Derby

summerisle · February 3, 2015

Put a bet on
Pray to a wrathful God
After the match commiserate with a red fan by saying : " Sorry old boy but it really was a penalty/sending off ; let's have a pint in town.
Watch Zulu
Give up smoking
(Don't) Listen to Roberto Martinez after the match

Lacina · February 3, 2015

summerisle said:
Put a bet on
Pray to a wrathful God
After the match commiserate with a red fan by saying : " Sorry old boy but it really was a penalty/sending off ; let's have a pint in town.
Watch Zulu
Give up smoking
(Don't) Listen to Roberto Martinez after the match

Disagree with number 1, can't win a bet for love nor money usually so will be backing liverpool in the betting shops come Saturday. The way I see it is I am more than happy to lose a few quid to see us not get beat and if they do manage to beat us I will spend my winnings on a nice big bottle of Domestos bleach!

ijjysmith · February 3, 2015

Watch the game.

Donald Twain · February 3, 2015

Lacina said:
Domestos bleach

A quid in poundstretcher mate! Get me one.

Bungle · February 3, 2015

Get caught masturbating into your mother in laws underwear drawer

Donald Twain · February 3, 2015

Bungle said:
Get caught masturbating into your mother in laws underwear drawer

who caught ya?

Pienaar's gloves · February 3, 2015

Get hammered and smash heads, or we will NEVER see a 5:30pm derby again.

formerly manx toffee · February 3, 2015

dance naked in the rain in your back garden

Simo · February 3, 2015

Foreplay, when taking your frustration out on a red of the opposite sex.

summerisle · February 4, 2015

Rely on the latest injury update

Fearthainn · February 4, 2015

Always predict a defeat before the game when you're in the company of reds

toffeejack · February 4, 2015

pretend you don't really care after we lose.

wear your everton top whilst going for a walk around the city and laugh at anyone wearing liverpool attire who are coming back from the pub if we win