Things i've learnt from the Everton forum today.

bizzaro · August 17, 2014

davek said:
It needs marking too. Useless Catalan tit.

- Davek wants Martinez fired after one game

bizzaro · August 17, 2014

zirc said:
-Barkley has had to be put down
-lukaku was a waste of £200m and will send the club into administration
-besic should be in prison for murder
-we need more depth to properly prepare for life in the championship

I think this post adequately says what has happened yesterday to EFC. Over and out.

Bilko · August 17, 2014

do not follow the match day thread,I should be made to write it one hundred times if ever I venture into it during a match,I know it myself.

will buy my season ticket for Young Munster for the new season,yes,watching egg chasers on a Saturday afternoon is better than following the match day thread !.

madkiwi · August 17, 2014

zirc said:
-Barkley has had to be put down
-lukaku was a waste of £200m and will send the club into administration
-besic should be in prison for murder
-we need more depth to properly prepare for life in the championship

- Everton squad to head the new Avengers movie.
- McGeady as Hawkeye, thanks to his expert sniping skills.
- McCarthy as Wolverine, after miraculous recovery after his leg was chopped off.*
- Naismith as Quicksilver, he was everywhere.
- Pienaar as Nick Fury, generally Boss.

5-star movie, pity it flagged after Intermission. Needed more heroes in the cast.

*yeah yeah, not an Avenger, sue me...

TyphooToffee · August 17, 2014

I was playing in a bowls match (I know, I know, but the bowls' season ends in a few weeks) and kept checking the score.

One thing I've learned is I was right to dump BT Infinity Broadband and get Sky Fibre instead for new season's match links (y)

Woolly Blue · August 17, 2014

bizzaro said:
- MoutsGoat has it in for Martinez too. Wants Vitor in.

bizzaro said:
- Davek wants Martinez fired after one game

bizzaro said:
I think this post adequately says what has happened yesterday to EFC. Over and out.

I've learnt bizarro needs to learn how to multi-quote

xxx

Chang Elephant · August 17, 2014

Haven't read anything typed yesterday but hugely disappointed

Moomin · August 17, 2014

No Hibbert or Osman in team left quite a few people on here scratching heads.

We never won because Hib...... Wait........ Bloody Osm..........

* scratches head

You know who you are.

Muggins · August 17, 2014

Moomin said:
No Hibbert or Osman in team left quite a few people on here scratching heads.

We never won because Hib...... Wait........ Bloody Osm..........

* scratches head

You know who you are.

Haha.

Sarnia Kevin · August 17, 2014

No team has a right to expect to win every game, especially away. Ask Man U........oh, hang on.... :confused:

bizzaro · August 17, 2014

Woolly Blue said:
I've learnt bizarro needs to learn how to multi-quote

xxx

Yeah. How do i do this Wool ?

Woolly Blue · August 17, 2014

bizzaro said:
Yeah. How do i do this Wool ?

On every post you want to quote, press "quote" ( next to the "like" link ).
Then click on the "Insert Quotes" button underneath where you type stuff in.
Job done.

bizzaro · August 17, 2014

Woolly Blue said:
On every post you want to quote, press "quote" ( next to the "like" link ).
Then click on the "Insert Quotes" button underneath where you type stuff in.
Job done.

It works!!!

Toffeelover · August 17, 2014

Brennan said:
- Lukaku was a total waste of £28m
- Barkley is out for at least 5 months, he'll never be the same player
- Besic should hang his head in shame for putting Barkley out for months as it was defo him
- Our season is basically over

Anything i've missed ?

Yes, we are going to win the FA Cup. We are going to win the Euro Cup. We going to be in Europe next next year, we will end with more points than last season, have I missed anything out?

Toffeelover · August 17, 2014

davek said:
This preseason they kow towed to Chang and made a special one off journey half way around the world to play...Leicester!

If Martinez had chosen the opposition we played to just pile in youngsters and give them 4 straight games against decent opposition and gave the established members of the squad intense pre-season training with a match sharpener before the season started, that'd have been more fruitful and I could see the logic in it.

From the outside the preparation looked very ad hoc and very lax. I know Martinez did his WC telly duties well, but I dont think he's prepared us very well for the start of the season.

Chers Dave, that is what I questioned esle where about our pre sesaon prep.