2025/26 Thierno Barry

He really needs someone to proof read his posts. His posing pouch looks to be hanging out of that black wheelie bin (which is one of THREE wheelie bins in the shot, somewhat taking away from the “ooo look at all this blue donut money” intention of the picture). And there are some worrying splatter marks all over the front of the car. Needs to be giving that wipe down before handing it back in to the rental place or they will be having his dollarzzz.
LHD, I think it's Spain?
 
2 goals in 14 games when he first came to Palace on loan didn't seem great, but to be fair he has averaged a goal every three games, or better, throughout most of his career.

Incidentally, Barry has a slightly better goals/games ratio (mainly in lesser leagues) but is one in five that bad for your first season in the Prem? I get the concerns with his attitude, which is probably why he has been such a journeyman at a young age, but I can't help but think that he's the kind of player that will come good at some stage... maybe somewhere other than us though.
His attitude is a big negative,but think he needs to be given time. He's struggled most of the season with a shoulder issue so when that's fixed he may show a bit more intent. Time will tell as I highly doubt we'll sell him.
 
Hurry up and sell ffs.
Is he still here?!? Can we please sign a forward that we have actually watched and also ensure that they can -

1. Control a football
2. Pass a football to a team mate.
3. Shoot said football in the actual direction of the opposition's goal.
4. Hold up a football until team mates can offer support.
5. Head a football.
6. Run faster than the opposition's defenders.
7. Have an old fashioned 'fist in the air celebration', then run back to their own half eager to score another.
7. Any other sensible qualities for a Premier League forward.
 
Is he still here?!? Can we please sign a forward that we have actually watched and also ensure that they can -

1. Control a football
2. Pass a football to a team mate.
3. Shoot said football in the actual direction of the opposition's goal.
4. Hold up a football until team mates can offer support.
5. Head a football.
6. Run faster than the opposition's defenders.
7. Have an old fashioned 'fist in the air celebration', then run back to their own half eager to score another.
7. Any other sensible qualities for a Premier League forward.
8 Maybe sign a player who doesn't bring hos mates who support the opposition
 
Is he still here?!? Can we please sign a forward that we have actually watched and also ensure that they can -

1. Control a football
2. Pass a football to a team mate.
3. Shoot said football in the actual direction of the opposition's goal.
4. Hold up a football until team mates can offer support.
5. Head a football.
6. Run faster than the opposition's defenders.
7. Have an old fashioned 'fist in the air celebration', then run back to their own half eager to score another.
7. Any other sensible qualities for a Premier League forward.
7. Avoid posting rage bait on social media.
7. Not give tickets to F&F who support the opposition in the Everton away end.
 
He’s a tit, he can’t be bothered most of the time and he’s dreadful at football. All in all, a brilliant signing.

Thank you to Alan Irvine and Charlie Adam who scouted him for Moyes and both thought “yeah, that’s who we need up front”.

Take the financial hit and get rid the first chance you get please.
 
I hope his Arsenal supporting mates gave him some grief. If you can’t even try and be bothered and show some effort sending there rivals down on the last day of the season what kind of friend are you?
 

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