Tim's tourettes
Player Valuation: £15m
Cenk tosun mark 2
MondayHater
Player Valuation: £8m
To be fair even though he wasn’t up to it, I didn’t mind Cenk.
We had some laughs, like when gravy nose said he was the best striker in Europe for that price.
WilliamBoo
Player Valuation: £5m
The boy progressed quickly; he discovered that he could mock the club and the fans and, instead of being punished, become a starter for longer.
Honestly I wouldn’t care, it’s best for everyone if he leaves for 20+ even with that being a loss
I was annoyed Moise Keane wasn’t given much of a chance because he actually seemed to care and he had something about him but it’s this guys attitude I’m not having. Acting like he’s amazing after a tap in and the drop in press and effort compared to Beto when we have the inevitable sub has been awful the last few games
He’s not suited to this league and definitely not suited to playing for Everton
MondayHater
Player Valuation: £8m
Mick Madar did it better
MondayHater
Player Valuation: £8m
That sexy Frenchman and his hair. Legend.
What a beautiful man
hallamblue
Player Valuation: £50m
20+ what? Million? You must be joking. We might get £10 million and we'll probably lose most of that subsidising his wages. He's been a disastrous signing and he's not the only one.
Seems about right.
He doesn’t have a single attribute that would suggest this sadly. Not one.
