TheWanderingBlue
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Just found the Uncyclopedia entry for the French
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Just found the Uncyclopedia entry for the French
French - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
I think we can put our nationalist hoo-hars to one side and unite to laugh at the Frence.
There's only one thing worse than a smug Aussie, and that's a smug brit who's emigrated there, and gives it loads to all his mates about how he's struck gold.....
Funny thing is you go to London, and it's full of young Aussies who couldn't wait to get away from their country, and spend a little time drinking in the culture and spleandour of this sceptred isle.
Once you get talking to them and get through the nationalist bravado, you find that a large proportion of Aussie youth, think that their homeland offers very little for them, apart from beaches, sunshine, Rolf Harris, and kangaroos...and even the beer is crap over there...apparently!
Anyway my colonial cousins.....just remember
Rule Brittania...
Brittania rules the waves...
Britons never never never
shall be slaves!
That's what the good lord invented them for