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Once more , our scarlet cousins have won the prize of top shobgites
on the god-damn planet . Their utter disregard of the facts is , pardon the irony , murdoch-like in its gobsmacking disregard of the truth . Moreover , the Stalinist revisionism of history , i.e, what really happened , is consistent but no less infuriating , yet amusing at the same time . Case in point ; the socks .
They have now decided that all things from Kirkby are
" sock robbers " . This surprises L.C.A.B. , as with th exception of Alan Stubbs , and possibly Bainsey , we have absolutely no connection historically , with the area , ( discounting z-cars which even they would admit is a tenuous link , at best ) . They , on the other hand , built their Heighway's Highway of the Stars there , Pinoccio owns most of it , "Cherry " Mcdermott was from there , and milked it , as did John Conteh , another whom they quickly jumped into the great media-bed with , back-in-the-day , as the kids say. This , of course is forgotten because some Ted from Buckinghamshire heard about the sock thing , after " Googling Kirkby " , and thought it'd be a top funny .
Beauts !!!
In addition , did anyone else suffer the same " open-gob syndrome " when they sang , " Shall we buid a ground for you ???!!! "
Oh my fukn Jesus !!! There is a patch of ground in Stanley Park . About 15 yards long , the width of a J.C.B. bucket , that's cause it was a J.C.B. bucket . It has a little fence around it , and the kids call it the Steven Gerrard patch of uncovered earth . We're awaiting a statue . Or a Mackies .
Jesus , they're hard work . However , as me arl fella would say . They only exist for our entertainment . Never have those words rang so true .
I thank you .
L.C.A.B. (y)
 
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Once more , our scarlet cousins have won the prize of top shobgites
on the god-damn planet . Their utter disregard of the facts is , pardon the irony , murdoch-like in its gobsmacking disregard of the truth . Moreover , the Stalinist revisionism of history , i.e, what really happened , is consistent but no less infuriating , yet amusing at the same time . Case in point ; the socks .
They have now decided that all things from Kirkby are
" sock robbers " . This surprises L.C.A.B. , as with th exception of Alan Stubbs , and possibly Bainsey , we have absolutely no connection historically , with the area , ( discounting z-cars which even they would admit is a tenuous link , at best ) . They , on the other hand , built their Heighway's Highway of the Stars there , Pinoccio owns most of it , "Cherry " Mcdermott was from there , and milked it , as did John Conteh , another whom they quickly jumped into the great media-bed with , back-in-the-day , as the kids say. This , of course is forgotten because some Ted from Buckinghamshire heard about the sock thing , after " Googling Kirkby " , and thought it'd be a top funny .
Beauts !!!
In addition , did anyone else suffer the same " open-gob syndrome " when they sang , " Shall we buid a ground for you ???!!! "
Oh my fukn Jesus !!! There is a patch of ground in Stanley Park . About 15 yards long , the width of a J.C.B. bucket , that's cause it was a J.C.B. bucket . It has a little fence around it , and the kids call it the Steven Gerrard patch of uncovered earth . We're awaiting a statue . Or a Mackies .
Jesus , they're hard work . However , as me arl fella would say . They only exist for our entertainment . Never have those words rang so true .
I thank you .
L.C.A.B. (y)

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: funny as (y)
 



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