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2019/20 Theo Walcott

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Player Valuation: £950k
Remember at school the lad who was dead keen to join in, but was always picked last and could never kick, trap or kick a ball properly?
Step forward Theo Walcott.


Player Valuation: £2.5m
That pass he did

Can't get over it haha first time in the half we got a break and he did that unforgivable


Player Valuation: £70m
If I put in the performance he did in my job I'd have been sacked before 5pm. Scarily awful.


Player Valuation: £70m
Why didn't he just roll it infront of Richarlison so he could hit it and score instead he like chipped it up/behind him

Another one who frustrates the life out of me
That one infuriated me more than the 2jd half one. Stroke of half time, roll it across and he does the most laziest can't be arsed thick as pig shyt lob to Richarlison with no pace and right behind him.

What a knobhead.
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