Transfer Rumour Theo Walcott

[Brisan123]

Someone with a Times sub pls:



I need this information about Alladyce's nightmarish future.

You don’t you really don’t
In this case ignorance is bliss

 

[Paulie]

A tax dodging Tory?

SELL.

Nah quick out the blocks.

 

[ToffeeTim]

A tax dodging Tory?

SELL.

Or a winner?

 

[blue61]

Look how happy he is to be an Everton player!!

He's just been told we're all out of lockers.

 

[mutley]

So he's in da house,

i wonder if we can sign him before Saturdays deadline, 50/50

 

[gonetomorrow]

probably traumatised after going through an Everton medical, like

When Big Sam entered the room pulling on the latex gloves...............unforgettable.

 

[technojoe]

Good signing!! Now please for the love of kenwright sign a left back

 

[Connor]

Or a winner?

Formula One is not a sport, Tim.

 

[LocalNative]

Coming around to this transfer a little more now. Good player and provided he gets himself motivated to become a key player here, he'll do well. Just can't help but think what this means for Vlasic and Lookman, both of which I rate very highly - however they both have to be playing regularly.

 

[Brisan123]

He's realised Walton ain't Hamstead

He stopped for a piddle in the Vines or was it the Lisbon

 

[Rich B]

Still massively underwhelmed. We lack character in our dressing room, so who do we sign? The son-in-law-iest player of the team of son-in-laws. Is there anyone left with any fight? Damn it can't we just sign a few of the Cahill, Ferguson, Gravesen ilk? Including a left back!

Edit - even Johnny Heitinga had more fight in him than any of our current first team

 

[Brisan123]

When Big Sam entered the room pulling on the latex gloves...............unforgettable.

That’s very unfair
Mistaking bungles good lady for FSA
I’m sure he’s outraged
Bungle that is not FSA
Well I hope FSA is not outraged as he really shouldn’t know Mrs Bungle



I’ll stop digging this hole now before it gets any deeper

 

[Kurt.]

This has taken ages to sort out....he must have lost his pace

 

[devogue]

Hearing this will be announced in two minutes!!!!

 

[Groucho]

I think he’s good