Not Safe For Work! The 'Yer Ma' Insult Thread

[Cena]

Yer Ma is so tall, she did a handstand and kicked God on the chin.....

 

[Lynne x]

Yer Ma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her Ma xx

 

[Alio]

Yer ma's so poor she can't even pay attention!

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Yer mar is so fat. Her arse an belly have different post codes.

 

[keverton]

Your ma is so fat that if she fell down the stairs people will think eastenders is starting. Dum dum dumdum dum

 

[ricardobee]

Yer ma's so ugly even the tide wouldn't take her out

 

[chrissyjack]

Yer Ma's so fat, when she gets into a lift it HAS to go down

 

[heatmeiser]

Yer Mar is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.

 

[tsubaki]

yer ma is so fat she has ketchup on her nurofen

(the above may have been stolen from wsag)

 

[Nordecke]

Yer Mar is so FAT, she put on a Malcolm X Jacket, and a helicopter landed on her.

 

[McBain]

Yer Mar is so old she's in black and white.

 

[McBain]

Yer Mar is so fat she looks at the menu and says 'Ok'.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Ye Mar is so fucking ugly, as a kid she was fed with a catapult.

 

[Nordecke]

Yer Mar is so STUPID! She locked herself in the bathroom and pee'd her pants.

 

[Blue 1]

Yo mama is so fat, she four foot tall, bitch fell down and she's still four feet tall.

Yo mama is so dumb she took the pepsi challenge and chose jif.

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