The worst possible Everton manager

[MikeH72]

Koeman.

 

[degsy]

I was trying to think of someone worse than BFS because... Everton, that!
So if you could select anyone, living or dead, football or non-football, who would be the worst choice for next Everton manager?

I dont know where to look or who to pick...But Moshiri will find him

 

[ricer10]

Stevie G

 

[Eggs]

..I find it impossible to say who’ll be good and who’ll be bad. It’s a really difficult appointment to get right in my opinion.

 

[cooperman]

Perhaps Phil Brown deserves another shot in the premier league?

Imagine him bollocking the likes of Bolassie and Schniderlin on the pitch at HT?

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Non-sensibile options now

Fictional Characters

Frank Spencer
Mike Bassett
Rab C Nesbit


Historical Characters

Adolf Hitler
Pol Pot
Josef Stalin

Hitler wouldnt have time for anyone other than Pickford.

I would go with BFS, before he was our manager I think a "minority" of fans would have never had him near the place.
I think now its just a tad over a "minority"....just.

 

[Yarrgh]

Emelyn Gobsh*te Hughes. I'd have raised Goodison Park to the ground myself if he'd ever been in charge.

 

[Canute]

Phil Neville - fictional Phil Neville Player/manager,

 

[Walken]

The one redeeming factor about fat sam is his short term contract, if we had lumbered ourselves with the young fat sam in dyche for 5 years, things could definitely be worse

 

[Prevenger17]

Adolf Hitler

You wouldn't see Hitler play 5 at the back against West Brom

 

[corben]

Neil Warnock

 

[Yarrgh]

You wouldn't see Hitler play 5 at the back against West Brom

He'd play 3 attackers up front against CSKA Moscow in Europe, and see the loss there lead to a collapse domestically.

Koeman therefore theoretically as bad as Hitler in this made-up scenario.

 

[toffeejack]

Gerrard [Poor language removed] person and an even shitter manager so far.

 

[blueblue]

I think some people need to get out more, take a walk , go for a run, go to the cinema... anything would be better than this constant moaning about a manager that will probably be gone in a month and at worst in a year.

 

[Steve Wigan]

Non-sensibile options now

Fictional Characters

Frank Spencer
Mike Bassett
Rab C Nesbit


Historical Characters

Adolf Hitler
Pol Pot
Josef Stalin

I like the idea of Joe Stalin.......'Shoot or get shot' with snipers in the top balcony to shoot any player you passes sideways.......