The Worst Pain

[everton]

Once drunkenly pepper sprayed my bell end. Some went up my japs eye and that was far far worse than when I got hit by a car

 

[TheFinnFan]

@Bryan how about that plug mate? X

 

[TheFinnFan]

Root canal operation


Teared foreskin


Tongue cramp

 

[Woolly Blue]

Root canal operation


Teared foreskin


Tongue cramp

I'd change your dentist mate.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I'd change your dentist mate.

I did.

After when i was 15 and having a filling they left it too late after injecting the anesthetic and i could feel them shoving that little metal stick up the inside of my tooth right onto the nerve.

Worst pain ever.

 

[bluemangroup]

The needle with the anaesthetic is far worse than what they do afterwards.

 

[Eggs]

Never had one but the worst I can imagine would be a paper cut on the bellend.

.....couldn't imagine how this could happen but I have lived a sheltered life.

 

[royalblue66]

.....couldn't imagine how his could happen but I have lived a sheltered life.

The games people play,aye

 

[magicjuan]

Once when young and very, very drunk I was sat on the khazi and decided to put my bifter out in the bog, between my legs, but missed and burned my jap instead, even blistered... Having a burst was agony for weeks

One I didn't suffer was getting fruity with a girl during a break in work, I'd been chopping chillies and hadn't washed my hands, she left the bed like a polaris when my hand 'entered' her pants...

 

[canuckblue]

Standing on an up-turned electrical plug whilst barefooted.

Oh the horror!

A shocker, no doubt.
As for the original question, I'd wager a good old-fashioned boot in the nuts beats all.

 

[roydo]

Had the "snip" a few years back........not enough anaesthetic. Only realised when the incision was made.......

True story.

 

[blue61]

Had the "snip" a few years back........not enough anaesthetic. Only realised when the incision was made.......

True story.

Crossed my legs reading that ffs.

 

[B_Cook_1932]

Blowback when lighting a fart

 

[roydo]

Crossed my legs reading that ffs.

It did smart a bit.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Had the "snip" a few years back........not enough anaesthetic. Only realised when the incision was made.......

True story.

Ouch !
There's a joke in their somewhere about "just a little pr^ck" but I'm not going to go there