Current Affairs The WOKE

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

8 Exclamation marks is definitely the sign of a diseased mind

Agreed. Just like three/four full stops at the end of every post.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I had to google that coffee company. It is real, operating out of South Carolina, with a FaceBook account.

Lots of people pointing out the ‘coincidental’ nazi imagery, and they respond to them all with a cut and paste comment.

Thought it might be useful for this thread as it seems to be a definition of ‘woke’. Ready? Deep breath.

Woke are baby killers. People pushing their agendas on people who don’t want them. People who spend more time complaining than helping others. People who burn cities and destroy other good peoples property. People who would rather our children learn about porn in school than math, reading, writing, real history, social studies…People who want to sit at home while others pay their bills and school loans instead of getting a job or starting your own business. People who make fun of others and make up lies about them. People who are followers and not leaders. Woke are socialist and communist. It’s time to wake up and fix problems rather than cause them like the so call woke. Don’t be woke their a Joke.

Ah, so I AM woke.

Always wondered. Another thing I've always wondered is if a rural Woke person is a Wokel?

 

[Amw79]

Ah, so I AM woke.

Always wondered. Another thing I've always wondered is if a rural Woke person is a Wokel?

I wondered whether you need to meet just one of those criteria to be a woke, or whether you need to meet them all.

So, if you’re a socialist are you woke? Or do you need to be a socialist and a baby killer and burn cities etc.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I wondered whether you need to meet just one of those criteria to be a woke, or whether you need to meet them all.

So, if you’re a socialist are you woke? Or do you need to be a socialist and a baby killer and burn cities etc.

I am all of them. So defo in. I don't set the rules, but I'd be content with a minimum of 3 on that list to join me in the Wokerati. Tofu?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I wondered whether you need to meet just one of those criteria to be a woke, or whether you need to meet them all.

So, if you’re a socialist are you woke? Or do you need to be a socialist and a baby killer and burn cities etc.

Being more serious I'm not entirely sure what is meant by 'real history'. Presumably the stuff that doesn't make someone of a right wing persuasion feel uncomfortable?

Slavery? Empire? Colonislism? Oh yeah, that doesn't count. We only like the stuff that doesn't make us look bad.

 

[Blue 1]

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[JimmyJeffers]

You enjoying watching the game as well I take it

 

[LinekersLegs]

You enjoying watching the game as well I take it

I find it hurts less if I don’t give it my full concentration!

 

[LinekersLegs]

You enjoying watching the game as well I take it

I should have spent even less time watching it!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I should have spent even less time watching it!

I have guests round. Switched the game back on and saw them celebrating the third and switched straight off and they’re all like ‘no no no you can watch the game. Don’t stop cos we’re here’

 

[summerisle]

And how it's going :

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

And how it's going :

Jonathan Gullis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

What an absolute danger. A bloke from Rugby who, when working in schools, used to adopt a classroom persona of a mix of Rees-Mogg and Johnson... claiming to know the values of folk in North Stoke on Trent.

I rather suspect he doesn't

 

[Blue 1]

And how it's going :

An utterly odious creature, one of the biggest arseholes in Parliament. I will be watching that seat on election night and will raise a glass when he loses it.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Bit of an older clip. The word Woke isn't explicitly used, but I have to feel for this gent who is clearly being terrorised by a London woke bubble of political correctness...



Has to ask nicely to use the bog in his local library, BUT THEY LET WOMEN USE IT NO BOTHER!

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