Current Affairs The WOKE

[Rita_Poon]

Are people in America genuinely really upset about woke chicken?

Shh, it's the first step, next the beef, then the lamb... then the world....

Let's thin down them ranks of the kkk bigots

 

[verreauxi]

Are people in America genuinely really upset about woke chicken?

Unfortunately some of the people I share a passport with—wait, sorry, angry Christian fascists don’t travel, except to the next county to get discounted toilet paper at Wal-Mart—some of the people I share a border with actually do get angry about chicken it seems.

 

[Wizard]

I would love to troll the Proud Boys with this...I'm not so good at photo manipulation but you get the idea.

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#PrideBoys

 

[LinekersLegs]

Are people in America genuinely really upset about woke chicken?

She is a Turning Points contributor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_Point_USA, outrage can be quite profitable and probably inspires some motivated reasoning.

But out of a population of over 300 million I’m sure there must be a section whose core issue to be upset about atm is woke chicken.

Thankfully I don’t know any of them and “the Lord’s chicken” still has me giggling hours after!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Unfortunately some of the people I share a passport with—wait, sorry, angry Christian fascists don’t travel, except to the next county to get discounted toilet paper at Wal-Mart—some of the people I share a border with actually do get angry about chicken it seems.

As my late father used to say "it takes all sorts". Usually accompanied by this sort of hand motion:

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

She is a Turning Points contributor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_Point_USA, outrage can be quite profitable and probably inspires some motivated reasoning.

But out of a population of over 300 million I’m sure there must be a section whose core issue to be upset about atm is woke chicken.

Thankfully I don’t know any of them and “the Lord’s chicken” still has me giggling hours after!

I actually want to see the Lord's chicken.

Does I wear a robe? Rock long hair and a beard? Have a halo? Is it an angel on poultry form?

Or just a favoured bird?

 

[ChesterBlue]

How dare they rainbow-woke my chick-fillet. I want my chick-fillet to be all-natural, chlorinated, and straight. Just how god intended.

 

[tsubaki]

I would love to troll the Proud Boys with this...I'm not so good at photo manipulation but you get the idea.

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if there is any organization that clearly doesn't need any more gayness, its them

 

[mahermi1]

How dare they rainbow-woke my chick-fillet. I want my chick-fillet to be all-natural, chlorinated, and straight. Just how god intended.

A feathered omelette it is then Sir.

 

[Taifi gorm]

How dare they rainbow-woke my chick-fillet. I want my chick-fillet to be all-natural, chlorinated, and straight. Just how god intended.

More concerned with the brand then the content of their food. How on trend.

 

[Kurt.]

I actually want to see the Lord's chicken.

Does I wear a robe? Rock long hair and a beard? Have a halo? Is it an angel on poultry form?

Or just a favoured bird?
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Think it’s mentioned in the Hen commandments

 

[Lobster Johnson]

How dare they rainbow-woke my chick-fillet. I want my chick-fillet to be all-natural, chlorinated, and straight. Just how god intended.

I had a chicken last year that morphed into a rooster in a very Jurassic Park turn of events.

Don't tell America or they'll be round with banners.

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[Walken]

What a tedious unfeeling stain this man is. Is he really going put me in a position to cheer on trump????

 

[Wizard]

All aboard the woke train