The Weather Thread

…..dreadful the number of youngsters dying whilst taking a dip during this scorching weather. Just heard on the news another death in Cheshire whilst a 15yo girl is in a serious condition in hospital after being pulled from water off Formby beach.
closing swimming pools, restricting school swim lessons, and not teaching water safety awareness. It's every year now. And it's significantly more lives lost needlessly than say, at the TT.
 
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Thing is all this hot weather is great…But the problem arises at night when you’re trying to get some kip. You’re basically left with two choices.

1. Shut the windows and roast in bed like a turkey in the oven.

2.Open the windows and allow in all manner of wrongness. First there’s the pesky mosquitos the actual kopites of the insect world, who will suck your blood and leave you itching for days.

Second there’s the massive moths who fly around your bedroom landing intermittently on your grid whilst attempting a crafty munch on your top lip.

Finally there’s the droning Lancaster bomber beetle who’s migrated to the UK from southern Europe to basically annoy the crap outta potential sleepers.

So you turn the light in and frantically beat the walls with your soggy pillow in a desperate attempt to ward off the night life only to knock over your drink, stub your toe on the bed frame, wake the dogs, who then join in the carnage gleefully thinking it’s a cool game.

Rinse and repeat throughout the night.

So do you you stick it out in the sauna or do you open the window and say hello to Jumanji
 

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