The Vincent Kompany amnesty thread

[JimmyJeffers]

Tbf I said they’re not dinosaurs which is correct. Dyche is a dinosaur but we most defo need dinosaur football for the players we have on our books.

I reckon my shouts would be much worse if sober.

What is peoples’ problems with dinosaurs these days

 

[john jako]

What is peoples’ problems with dinosaurs these days

@Daveysgingerlovechild might need a thread on this

 

[twoblue]

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sean-dyche.116929/post-10441531

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

Wise footballing owls

Was legitimately defending Dyche. Do not deserve my place in the hall of shame

 

[d0rk]

The problem with Kompany, is that he needs players who are very comfortable on the ball to play the way he wants and they cost lots of money and wouldn`t want to go and live in that part of Lancashire. Burnley centre is like stepping back in time and even though the surrounding countryside is off the scale beautiful and wold be a wonderful place to live, there`s not a lot there.

What a load of rubbish. All the young Burnley players live in Manchester or Cheshire, which are both less than an hour away.

 

[twoblue]

What is peoples’ problems with dinosaurs these days

Now there’s an Alan partridge phone

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

@Daveysgingerlovechild might need a thread on this

Sounds too interesting and relevant for one of my threads.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Was legitimately defending Dyche. Do not deserve my place in the hall of shame

Sorry mate, probably got a bit carried away with the multi-quote attack!

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

Sorry mate, probably got a bit carried away with the multi-quote attack!

Quite alright, retraction accepted.

Only joking, new thread exonerating me please.

 

[Encoder]

There were quite a few burnley fans posting here laughing at us last season.

Don't forget.

 

[Rita_Poon]

There were quite a few burnley fans posting here laughing at us last season.

Don't forget.

 

[Drico]

Funny how he's dodged criticism after spending £100mill and never looked like staying up.

All because he plays it "the right way"

Bit like Roberto Martinez but with money

He's "on-brand", you see, an adornment to the Premier League Product.

His whole Burnley role was designed purely to promote his personal brand, to send out the signal to the "big clubs" that a "big personality" like Kompany was ready for the step back up to where he belongs: at the pinnacle of the game, playing "in the right way". What of it that way leads to relegation while such noble brand advancement is in progress. Burnley are lucky to have him - for as long as he deigns to grace them with his regal presence.

When's Pep leaving now?

 

[Bedfordblue]

Wears a cap for a reason

My mate watches Burnley and apparently he was banned from throwing this caps into the crowd due the H&S.
He managed to bag himself one still though.

 

[kenada_blue]

Brighton of Bayern cos he plays it "the right way"

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Brighton of Bayern cos he plays it "the right way"

Christ, that would be quite the thing if he pitched up at Bayern.