bluenose4464
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I'd go for Swansea's Roberto Martinez, His teams play good footbal and hopefully he could take the piss out of the fat waiter across the park

YouTube - Roy Keane
Ok Haaland shouted something at Keane seconds after an accidental collision that saw Keane injured.
Keane then being the super tough hard man he is deliberatly tried to cripple the guy. An act which has no place on a football field.
There's no 2 ways about it. Roy Keane is a lowlife piece of [Poor language removed] who deliberatly snapped a fellow players leg in half because of an accident. Doesn't matter what Halland might of done, there is NO justifacation for that.
It was out and out GBH. It wasn't a spur of the moment thing, it was a planned out attack.
If someone did that right off the bat (what Keane did to Haaland) I'd 100% agree with you. I'm not advocating what Keane did, just putting it into context. I hate players who are thugs, who go all out to destroy the opposition like that. In no way shape or form can you put Keane (or, for that matter, Duncan Ferguson) into that sh1thouse category. When they went in all guns blazing it was after an incident had occured. I can't remember either just flying in with intent to put another player out of the game.
Its the fact that Keane waited to get revenge on Haaland (which obviously he had to cause he was unable to do so straight away) that is the difference. That and the fact Keanes injury was an accident and he should of been man enough to get over that during his recovery no matter what Haaland said to him directly after.
Instead he deliberatly went out to seriously injure Haaland and end his career. If it was a spur of the moment rush of blood to the head incident i could probably understand it. But it wasn't.
For me that goes beyond anything Ferguson ever done, beyond Cantonas kung fu kick, beyond Thatchers elbow, beyond anything else Keane done in his career (and there were numerous violent incidents, none of which would give me the same opinion of him as the Haaland one did)
It was pre meditated assault, and while yes there was a reason for it that reason just not justify it.
I'd concede that was the chilling part of the incident. It reminds me of the way in which Dalglish targetted Kevin Moran after he got back from the cheekbone injury he received off the United man (who actually did it by accident as most right minded people acknowledged - and he apologised straight away). Dalglish repaid 'the compliment' next L'pool-United game. The big difference, I suppose, was that Haaland was a prick about the incident with Keane.
cant believe the shouts for Bilic, he feckin raped Everton