The ultimate aim of being an Everton fan??

Simon Smith · March 24, 2017

The ultimate aim of being an Everton fan, mmmmm would it be a tad too much to ask for me to watch us win the champions league for the sixth time on the trot in our new stadium completing a unique quadruple and then wondering if that lot across the park will ever get out of the Vanarama league again as they have just asked king Kenny if he would like Raffa to be his new assistant !

And I wish I knew how to get rid of the rocking the brown shoes bit below

johnnydawg68 · March 24, 2017

I wasn't aware there was a point to all of this. I've always just assumed it was like the sporting version of "Waiting For Godot".

Tigger · March 24, 2017

Mikey_Fitzgerald said:
I do like a Bovril...

Same here and I'm 27. Always getting grief about it but on a cold day it is essential.

Death · March 24, 2017

Moomin said:
After a discussion in the Rooney thread, I thought we could have a poll to find out the ultimate dream/aim of being a fan was as a kid.

I always as 6 year old used to bagsy being Andy Gray when playing football and dreamed of scoring a winner in the FA cup or Derby. But, according to some that's weird???

Let's vote.

The ultimate dream of any evertonian varies. You can be a big Evertonian and not desire to play for them. Doesnt make you any less of an Evertonian. I personally would love it. But it's almost like saying Evertonians are just a bunch of wannabes. Doesn't make you any less of an Evertonian to not be your ultimate goal to be a player. Or would it make you less of a Toffee if you didn't make the cut

dandydan · March 24, 2017

To score a hat trick against the rs at goodison. One with the left hand, one with the right hand and one a mile offside.
Then laugh about it on the post match interview.

Moomin · March 24, 2017

dandydan said:
To score a hat trick against the rs at goodison. One with the left hand, one with the right hand and one a mile offside.
Then laugh about it on the post match interview.

Best answer so far.

Rossisboss · March 24, 2017

I didn't even support ev till I stumbled across GOT

ianwilsons leftpeg · March 25, 2017

to a win an effing cup,preferably the league cup

dave abrahams · March 26, 2017

ClausThomsen said:
I used to sit in the classroom during playtime and dream of negotiating deals with Kitbag, Stubhub and pushing through a garbage stadium in Kirkby Tesco's carpark.

You used to sit in the classroom during playtime, didn't you have any mates?

SingBlue · March 28, 2017

To learn how to cope with life's crushing disappointment and blows.

And to be fair, that's the one thing that Everton has never let me down on...

SingBlue · March 28, 2017

ianwilsons leftpeg said:
to a win an effing cup,preferably the league cup

You do realise that if we ever won it, it would be immediately relegated in status to the equivalent of the Zenith Data Systems Cup (which surprise surprise we got to the final of twice, and lost) and lose it's UEFA slot immediately.