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[larbert toffee]

I'm all for it, closest Everton will ever get to winning something for a long time.

There's a few of our players who could do with a good belt.

 

[helpimonfire]

The only change we need is the RS being kicked out

 

[gonetomorrow]

We'll be left holding our trousers up with one hand while fending off all-comers with the other. As usual.

 

[matty1878]

So thinking about different ways for a trophy, I propose the following

Replace the league table with a championship belt.

So Man City as carryover champions hold the belt. So similar to boxing the next team to play them is a challenger.

Like boxing the champ get select their challenger with a few modifications.

The champion can only pick non top 10 ranked sides once before taking a challenge from the top 10 to save the champs just picking crap teams. The other sides play each other to build their resumes for their ranking.

Challengers formally challenge the champ each week via whatever medium they choose and the champ selects who they play.

You can’t challenge more than twice in a season.

If a challenger wins the match they become champs.

Whoever holds the belt at the end of year is the annual champion

my head

 

[wm02]

 

[GN!]

I just wanted something more than talking about signings we are not going to make.

 

[GN!]

Buddy just admit your previous usernames so we can heal and move forward as one.

Im a real boy.

But seriously for the avoidance of doubt, I am not serious about this suggestion I just wanted to have a bit of fun and pass the time before the season starts.

That said, I do think there is potential in a rubbish suggestions for the game thread.

 

[GN!]

More bad ideas:

An Office style mockumentary based on the day to day of Everton Football Club.

 

[LABlue2]

Could replace the carabao cup with the carabao league belt

 

[Nightman]

Buddy just admit your previous usernames so we can heal and move forward as one.

This person's writing style is very similar to both Toffeeloaf and Emir.

You are healed my boy.

 

[paultheblue]

So thinking about different ways for a trophy, I propose the following

Replace the league table with a championship belt.

So Man City as carryover champions hold the belt. So similar to boxing the next team to play them is a challenger.

Like boxing the champ get select their challenger with a few modifications.

The champion can only pick non top 10 ranked sides once before taking a challenge from the top 10 to save the champs just picking crap teams. The other sides play each other to build their resumes for their ranking.

Challengers formally challenge the champ each week via whatever medium they choose and the champ selects who they play.

You can’t challenge more than twice in a season.

If a challenger wins the match they become champs.

Whoever holds the belt at the end of year is the annual champion

You just keep on thinking Butch that's what your good at

 

[Jamo Martinez]

More bad ideas:

An Office style mockumentary based on the day to day of Everton Football Club.

tragicomedy.

 

[GN!]

tragicomedy.

Would be cringeworthy as f***

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Would be cringeworthy as f***

Ricky Gervais as Kenwright.

 

[Blue 1]

The twisted brainwrong of a one-off man-mental.