The tea lady

[OzyToffee]

I cannot for the life of me see how she can keep her job. I mean she gives Brands the shopping list and he gets in what she wants more or less anyway on a massive budget. Its up to her to pick the line up and get the best out of the ingredients but never gets it right. I mean who puts the tea bags next to the coffee, the two can never play in the same cup so dont do it. As stated putting the milk in first you may get away with it on the continent but not here. And then walks around mumbling but not really saying anything when questioned, then repeats over and over every brew. There are perfectly good option on the bench but what does she do, over uses the liptons bags that sent stale years ago. She has to go.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

What does she do at the football club?

Make tea?

Shes been here under the last 5 managers and we stink.

Doris OUT.

VINTAGE GOAT!!!

 

[tommye]

I've heard she's been riding the life out of most of the first team squad leaving them exhausted and unable to perform where we need them to.

Don't shoot the messenger

 

[carlos21]

I've heard she's been riding the life out of most of the first team squad leaving them exhausted and unable to perform where we need them to.

Don't shoot the messenger

Hello tommy.

 

[tommye]

Hello tommy.

Good day to you Carlos, you handsome devil you.
Hows you today pal?

 

[chrissyjack]

Give the players M

Weak tea = weak team
I blame Moshiri. He keeps buying cheap tea. The tea lady just brews it, leave her alone.

This could work , though . Give the players Mantunna . If they win , they get Twinings .

 

[carlos21]

Good day to you Carlos, you handsome devil you.
Hows you today pal?

I am very good today mate apart from this weather.

 

[alvinh]

I've heard she's been riding the life out of most of the first team squad leaving them exhausted and unable to perform where we need them to.

Don't shoot the messenger

Scandalous thing to say.

She's been doing a very good job of polishing the Silva and nothing more than that.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

is that what they call older t-girls ?

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Is her name really Doris? Or is this all Everton folklore?

 

[Barry Rathbone]

Heard she's boiling the kettle on an old gas stove whilst the Mancs, Chels, Arse and the Shte etc have leccy kettles and tea machines.

Massively punching above her weight

 

[alvinh]

First they came for Silva and I said nothing cause he's useless
Then they came for the tea lady and I said nothing cause I prefer coffee
Then they came for the toffee lady and I said nothing cause they rot yer teeth,
Then they came for me and there was no one else to put them on to...

BK

 

[blue61]

I've heard she's been riding the life out of most of the first team squad leaving them exhausted and unable to perform where we need them to.

Don't shoot the messenger

Spends half the day teabagging then.

 

[Glasshalffull]

What does she do at the football club?

Make tea?

Shes been here under the last 5 managers and we stink.

Doris OUT.

For God's sake, let's get rid of this fraud, milking the club of minimum wage every week, and get someone in who can make proper herbal teas and festive coffees. Board out!!!

 

[Jimishorts]