The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I know mate Mikey mate.

It was just a little joke as someone said I was boring earlier for saying we have no money all the time.

Even though we have no money.

We have no money?

Where did it go?

I know who can help us

Da da da...Dah!
Da da da...dah dah dah dah!

 

[Goat]

Loan deal could suit Chantome maybe

Possibly, but unlikely, considering his dirty orrible agent claims theres around 5 Clubs in for him, 4 of which would probably offer actual money.

But never say never.

 

[Goat]

Wait you know I'm joking right?

Oh man did that not come off?

I know why you said it bro, its all good here.

 

[ijjysmith]

I know why you said it bro, its all good here.

But you put kisses.




And now I'm confused sexually.





I wonder when we'll get bids for Fellaini.

 

[bluerobert]

We have no money?

Where did it go?

I know who can help us

Da da da...Dah!
Da da da...dah dah dah dah!

Where's the Batman money Bill?

 

[Goat]

In abar a weeks time, 11th august, Fellaini will be at Carrington for a medical.

#VIMTO

 

[ijjysmith]

Where's the Batman money Bill?

Wayne Manor


Anyway, I wonder if we've had any bids for Fellaini.

 

[Goat]

Wait, the 11th is a Sunday, FFS.

12th August.

 

[Librarian]

In abar a weeks time, 11th august, Fellaini will be at Carrington for a medical.

#VIMTO

Rooney swap deal, he heard about Kone's 'Ram-a-nan' program and he wants in

 

[bluerobert]

Wayne Manor


Anyway, I wonder if we've had any bids for Fellaini.

My mate hasn't said anything new, just that Utd have expressed interest to club. Be interesting to see what Martinez does with 25 million in his arse pocket

 

[ijjysmith]

My mate hasn't said anything new, just that Utd have expressed interest to club. Be interesting to see what Martinez does with 25 million in his arse pocket

Wait. What mate?

 

[Stutheblue]

Think we should sign Alderwiereld purely on the basis that his name sounds good!

 

[Goat]

Wait. What mate?

I wouldnt bother mate.

 

[bluerobert]

Wait. What mate?

A mate works for Everton's solicitors by the Dock road, his boss told him last week. The club has
to inform them of any contact from another club regarding a player. Elstone emailed him telling him Utd had contacted him about Fellaini

 

[Dell Boy]

Anyone else hear the chat about Charles N'Zogbia coming to us?