The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[Maestro Haze]

I wouldn't eat my dog, but I would be in favor of it.

Flavor?

 

[Walken]

i'm tempted to eat a dog anyway, if its good enough for koreans

 

[slimspek]

Barton? He's hilarious to watch as long as he isn't the one costing your team points. Can't see any worthwhile team going for him, he causes problems wherever he goes.

Someone bring back the Ljajic rumours, its been too long since we've been linked with a good player

 

[Christiffa25]

Yes I would.....

However it would take Rooney making a massive sacrifice in money. Is he THAT much of a blue!?!?

I'm realistic enough to know this is 95% a no goer....But I'm also a big believer in what it means being a born and bread toffee, which just gives me that 5% hope.

 

[Maestro Haze]

We couldn't even afford his wages, so it's a no automatically.

 

[EFCNIK]

I would eat next doors dog, spaff all over the birds in the tree outside ,including the baby ones the chirpy little ****s, and possibly rape a cat if this happened.

 

[Goat]

Can you leave cats alone please Nik.

 

[Papa Shango]

No...

 

[everton]

In this sort of scenario, I think it's perfectly valid to shoot the messenger.

 

[Ratkiller]

I mentioned wages myself. Apparently he's not arsed about money. He's won what he wanted to win.

 

[toffee matt]

I mentioned wages myself. Apparently he's not arsed about money. He's won what he wanted to win.

Is it ON then?

 

[Chang Elephant]

I would eat a dog to survive after a plane crash. Preferably a labrador.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I would eat next doors dog, spaff all over the birds in the tree outside ,including the baby ones the chirpy little ****s, and possibly rape a cat if this happened.

Possibly?? That's defo on.

 

[Petit]

just come on twitter we are linked to momo sissoko,formerly of rs but hopefully learned his lesson.plays for psg but was on loan to fiorentina from january last season.

Fernandes, Sissoko. We seem only to get linked to players Moyes tried for 5-6 years ago.

 

[Essex Blue]

Everton aren't ambitious enough for Rooney, he will want to join a club that wants to win things.

The only chance of him coming to Everton would be on loan, and he'd only entertain such an idea if he considered it to be preferable to sitting on United's bench in the lead up to the World Cup. Otherwise, there's absolutely no chance whatsoever of him coming here.