The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[Kurt.]

Just to cheer you all up ..... Spurs have signed a 17 year old kid for a reported 12 million today.... Ho hum.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

HEARING THAT WE'VE SIGNED JO AGAIN LADS

Who Jo King?

Because we're a joke?

Yeah b)

 

[ijjysmith]

Sad to see that the board have managed to stamp out any ambition and hope for some Evertonians.

THISZ IS OUR YEAR LADZ

 

[chicoazul]

Basically, if you employ monkeys, dont be surprised when all they do is hang from tyres all day.

Do they hang from your spare ones around your waste mate?

 

[bluejock]

Do they hang from your spare ones around your waste mate?

Waist, lad.

*dons Grammar Nazi cap

 

[D410]

Just to cheer you all up ..... Spurs have signed a 17 year old kid for a reported 12 million today.... Ho hum.

Eh lad, pack it in eh.....Bill is going to blow the doors of soon with his nectar points.


You,ll see....... You will all see soon. *shakes fist and hobbles down road with stick

 

[chicoazul]

It's beyond a pisstake how poorly invested in the club is but hey ho. The glass ceiling cup is all ours.

 

[By god I'm blue]

It's beyond a pisstake how poorly invested in the club is but hey ho. The glass ceiling cup is all ours.

Harsh!

Blue gravel and lawnmowers don't buy themselves you know.

 

[D410]

It's beyond a pisstake how poorly invested in the club is but hey ho. The glass ceiling cup is all ours.

* Waves stick in distance,...."Indiana Kones and the Last Crusade for the glass ceiling cup "

....You,ll see.... You Will all see,

 

[By god I'm blue]

* Waves stick in distance,...."Indiana Kones and the Last Crusade for the glass ceiling cup "

....You,ll see.... You Will all see,

Stop being a knob

 

[Kurt.]

Stop being a knob

I thought that was rather good to be honest.

 

[D410]

I thought that was rather good to be honest.

The transfer window fella, it turns all bitter in the end. ho hum indeed

 

[chicoazul]

Harsh!

Blue gravel and lawnmowers don't buy themselves you know.

Hahaha fair point. And the seven percent plastic pitch. Half a million that like. We best play the ace togger.

* Waves stick in distance,...."Indiana Kones and the Last Crusade for the glass ceiling cup "

....You,ll see.... You Will all see,

Hahaha.

 

[Toffeelover]

In one way as long as there is no movement out we can stand no movement in.

 

[Moomin]

Hahaha fair point. And the seven percent plastic pitch. Half a million that like. We best play the ace togger.

Will our footy boots have to be 7% astro turf trainers?