The Sleep

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Humans greatest gift from Jah. But how do you sleep?

curtains open/curtains closed

with clothing/b*llocko

window open or AC on/sauna

read a book before/flat out lid


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Curtains open,
B*llocko but without the B*llocks
Depends on who i'm with
 
Sleeping people are weird.

If you leave them sleeping then it's actually morning for them and they're up and about - but you can turn them into time travellers by waking them up. They're suddenly sucked back in time to stare at your big face looking down at them.

Bad weirdos.

The most fun you can have with sleeping people is to gently whisper freaky words or phrases to infiltrate their dreams and [Poor language removed] with their minds. I find "devil", "murderer" and "jabberwocky" work well - along with "Your face just fell off" and "I need to eat you and then use your bones as a house".
 

Sleeping people are weird.

If you leave them sleeping then it's actually morning for them and they're up and about - but you can turn them into time travellers by waking them up. They're suddenly sucked back in time to stare at your big face looking down at them.

Bad weirdos.

The most fun you can have with sleeping people is to gently whisper freaky words or phrases to infiltrate their dreams and [Poor language removed] with their minds. I find "devil", "murderer" and "jabberwocky" work well - along with "Your face just fell off" and "I need to eat you and then use your bones as a house".

Super stuff.

I have often pondered the time travelling virtues of sleeping. It's ace.
 
This thread was new and hip until i found out it was old and crusty.

I've been told I sleep with one eye open.

You learn lots in a YMCA.
 
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