bluebab
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Hmmm, that's true. I guess I'm f***ed then.
Oh you will be. Come here. *boom.....waddle.....bang........gasps for breath.......collapses......."Oooh!", half eaten Mars bar falls out from third fold on the right*
Hmmm, that's true. I guess I'm f***ed then.
Gonna have to bulk up even more then. You know where Balco is?
Oh you will be. Come here. *boom.....waddle.....bang........gasps for breath.......collapses......."Oooh!", half eaten Mars bar falls out from third fold on the right*
Ooooh I love mars bars. Just turned me on.
It's getting creepy now isn't it.
Hehe, err, yeah. I was only joking though!
*wipes away tear and buries face in chins to muffle sobs*
Ahh, your not as ugly as you think you are.
I told her this many times. I'd deffo![]()
Aww, I'd consider that sweet, if it wasn't coming from a man who regularly squirts his stuff over a lifesize Lego replica of Jeanette Krankie.