The Return of the Old Farts

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Membership in any club has stringent rules. Age may be only one half of the equation. What happens if you not a daily farter? Does this go against you?

I must inform you that I'm a dedicated once or perhaps twice in morning bugle blast type. After that a little "silent but violent" may rule after heavily drinking carbonated beverages.

Monty you may have give me a ruling on this.

 

[TX Bill]

Actually, with mortality rates expanding higher, I'd say that 6o is the new middle age.

Since I'm 42, I've got a long way to go before I'm and "Old Fart."

I think the group that really needs freshening up is the GOT US Based members group.

 

[Whitebootman]

51 here. Like LCAB still think I'm 27, except first thing in the morning on a cold day. Put me down as an old fart then.


*Tunes into Radio 2.

 

[monty]

I was impressed with your group containing just you x

The jungle drums suggest that you will be joining us shortly Chico, 40 this week is it?

 

[atrottel]

While we're waiting outside, and monty's busy putting the crisps and booze out inside, could we have a park bench so we can throw stale bread at the birds and grumble about the younger generation?

 

[monty]

Membership in any club has stringent rules. Age may be only one half of the equation. What happens if you not a daily farter? Does this go against you?

I must inform you that I'm a dedicated once or perhaps twice in morning bugle blast type. After that a little "silent but violent" may rule after heavily drinking carbonated beverages.

Monty you may have give me a ruling on this.

Actually TBM volume in noise is unimportant, as most Farters will tell you silent but deadly is best. Young Farters are just that, you will improve with age and liver salts mate. My Burns night haggis, mixed with medications has served up a wondrous aroma this morning so much so that even Polly won't come near. It is an enormous shame that the champion farter Vim isn't around, he could star in Gone with the wind, if you get my drift, or his drift as the case may be.


Regarding a ruling TBM, none is needed mate, your contribution to global warming, though miniscule at present, will expand with time.
Robert is very much a low methane type but he is improving with training. I would imagine Sharpy to have the potential to be a champion Farter and Chico certainly will, just remember the Farters motto.............Better out than in

 

[monty]

While we're waiting outside, and monty's busy putting the crisps and booze out inside, could we have a park bench so we can throw stale bread at the birds and grumble about the younger generation?

and fart, never forget the fart Atr, keep practising until the birds fly off when you break wind, all champion farters can scare birds, feathered or not