Vänstersläggan
Player Valuation: £25k
@Vänstersläggan , always wondered what it means ?
haha, vänster=left, slägga=sledgehammer. I have a good left foot and my teammates used to call me that word. Its Swedish

@Vänstersläggan , always wondered what it means ?

A Swedish Kevin Sheedy ; I'll sleep easier tonight.haha, vänster=left, slägga=sledgehammer. I have a good left foot and my teammates used to call me that word. Its Swedish![]()

BaconWeetabix or bacon sarnie?
Cheers mate, I had weetabix this morning but now yearn a bacon butty.Weetabix or bacon sarnie?
Catch a duckWhat's the best way to wash duck feather filled pillows ?
Or 40 degree wash, dry in sun on airer or line, shaking occasionallyCatch a duck
Pluck duck til bald
Empty feathers from duck pillow
Glue feathers to bald plucked duck.
Apply duck to duck pond
Ensure duck ducks.
Wait till dry
Pluck duck
Refill pillow
Pretty floomin obvious if you ask me.
That's more like it, cheers.Or 40 degree wash, dry in sun on airer or line, shaking occasionally
Sorry. Didn't know you wanted the non-environmentally friendly route.That's more like it, cheers.
Weetabix or bacon sarnie?

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