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Player Valuation: £40m
Imagine wanting Everton Football Club to lose a game so you can be right on the internet and tell off strangers you will never leave your house to meet. What a sad way to live.
He’s watching the Rangers game in his grandmother’s undergarments. His phone is off and the curtains are closedThere will be a minutes silence for @davek at 10pm
His disappearance is worrying so please all take a minute to remember our fallen comrade.
He is lookin at the league table upside down to make himself feel betterHe’s watching the Rangers game in his grandmother’s undergarments. His phone is off and the curtains are closed

Been an absolute let down with the no show from davek sorry @Daveysgingerlovechild
SOMEONE MAKE @davek APPEAR FOR THE SAKE OF THE THREAD.Been an absolute let down with the no show from davek sorry @Daveysgingerlovechild
I came for the aggroWell isn`t this fun![]()
Oh I got it wrong, I was wondering why I was the only one outside on the front door step, applauding.There will be a minutes silence for @davek at 10pm
His disappearance is worrying so please all take a minute to remember our fallen comrade.
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